mastani

A beautiful princess
Her love is a myth and she brights more than a star
Her love lies in flowers

And her beauty in her heart

You can trust her
A perfect leader
She is brave and she believes in true love

She is not afraid to live

Everybody who sees her loves her forever

She has pretty hair and you get lost if you look her in the eyes

Mastani is a queen

by Lovelyselenapi January 3, 2017

Manstard

Semen (food item play on word)

She enjoys my spicy Manstard...well..not really but...

by Jesse Kane May 31, 2007

Mantacorn

A mantacorn is a strange hybrid between a Manta Ray and a Unicorn. This animal only exists in strange LSD-induced dreams, and in the minds of young children!

Person A: Woah, trippy
Person B: What do you see?
Person A: A mantacorn!
Person B: You're an idiot

by Azniac December 14, 2012

Madtard

Noun - A person who is so insecure in their lameness, they feel the need to appeal to others by using the prefix Mad to their name. Often an effort to detract from their lower intellect and insignificance.

That MadGeordie is a total Madtard.

by RectileDysfunktion February 4, 2021

mactard

A mac user who has no understanding of computer hardware, engineering or what makes computers fast, and thinks their mac is the best computer ever because it has a finely polished GUI.

mactard:My mac is soo fast because it uses all of its resources to render the shadows on my window buttons.

Listener: Wow. You are mactard.

by angrypenguin February 10, 2006

mastamacate

the act of giving oneself large amounts of head or sucking your own dick repeatedly used by lonely yet flexible men and extremely horny gymnasts

where is tom oh hes still has too mastamacate in the back room

by Thug Nasty Simba September 2, 2009

magtash

one one does not shave and there blond 'tash' begins growing passed the top lip, hense having a magtash. hair must be blond or does not work.

'hey have seen frostie today? he's got a right magtash!'
'yh i no hes a right ugly bastard!'

by karl bailey October 29, 2007