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space suit maintenance

Jerkin' it because you have to, not because you are in the mood.
"I heard Gary quit watchin' porn." "Does he still jerk it?" "Yeah but only space suit maintenance."
by the_$tarter November 19, 2013
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high maintenance

by YourRealMum September 2, 2016
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Maintenance Fuck

The act of fucking a girl that one has fucked before in order to strictly maintain a one's sexual rolodex.

i.e.-keeping your OS updated on your smart phone
Friend: Want to get drunk tonight?

Guy: I can't I have a chick coming over for a Maintenance fuck.
by Sportfucking May 21, 2012
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maintenance wipe

A clean-up wipe required after a unexpectedly messy fart
Bro, That sounded wet! I think you are going to need a maintenance wipe.
by qrs1 August 30, 2011
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Percussive maintenance

The act of smacking or otherwise striking something in order to restore its functionality. While it's success rate is questionable on electronic devices it seems to work more reliably on women.
Yeaaaaaa I used percussive maintenance on her all night, bet she can't even walk now.
by Skœll June 5, 2019
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High maintenance woman

A pretentious, materialistic, bitch-faced cunt. Being wholly incapable of self-care, a lady of this ilk can be found maxing out the credit cards of their rich husbands, making unrealistic demands of people they barely know and spoiling everyone's fun with a barrage of complaints. They demand affection, attention and consideration from every poor soul they mingle with on a daily basis (although, being the selfish leeches that they are, will not return the favour at any point). These vile wenches are dated and married exclusively for their looks and status (as well as sex, duh).
John: "Sally fucked my rich uncle and left me alone with our 3 children. Now, she's suing me for a sexual misdemeanor and still demands that I drive her to her cosmetic surgery appointment tomorrow!"

Chad: "What did you expect? She's a High Maintenance Woman."
by SkippyAscended November 19, 2019
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High Maintenance

Not Amanda.
by meandksh May 12, 2014
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