malachaisexual

Only being attracted to Malachai Parker from The Vampire Diaries.

friend: hey what’s your sexuality?
me: oh I’m malachaisexual.

by tvdkaiobsessed December 30, 2020

Malachisexual

Being sexually attracted to Malachi

Love you babe

Damn that guy Malachi is hot as shit, might go malachisexual

by Potatochipeater January 14, 2021

Malachism

The state of being that allows one to fall asleep instantly

I was at a party and had a case of malachism

by octavius rex23 January 24, 2021

Malachi

A stupid nonce that is ass at FIFA and built like joe

Malachi is a nonce

by Joseph youngsta January 10, 2022

MALACHIPHOBIA

Malachiphobia is the IRRATIONAL fear of 69420#4584. Only playa hatas have this fear... dont be a l-o-s-o-r guys!

"Im very scared of malachi."
"That means you have malachiphobia!"

by malachimizer January 2, 2023

Malachi

Malachi is a straight non homosexuel faggot. He has a gargantuan chode and likes ti rub it on his sleeping homies face. (They kinda like it). ALSO he has fatal testicularis brain aids. HE IS ALSO MAD AUTISTIC, i meant artistic and likes to draw little drawings of little people doing little people things and rub his little person on the drawings

John: Man Malachi is such a fuckin faggot cunt
Tot: He should kill himself.

by Your therapist May 17, 2023

Justin Michael Malachinski

A racist.

Did you know, Justin Michael Malachinski is a racist.

by cumwithoxiclean September 12, 2021