Full Service Lube Job

A blow job in which the guy cums in the girl's mouth and she then swallows it

(The guy is cleaning the 'old' fluid out of his pipes and replacing it with fresh fluid)

MOCO and Lisa are firm believers in the Full Service Lube Job!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

lube the tube

When the vagina becomes wet because the woman is sexually aroused. Can also refer to putting lotion etc. into the vagina for extra lubrication.

She started to lube the tube before they did it.

by Still_trippin' June 11, 2006

lube mouse

the result of a long session of masturbation while viewing porn resulting in your mouse being covered in a mixture of lube, cum and sweat

John have you been spanking the monkey to porn again coz we have a lube mouse

by Sarah Payne January 6, 2008

lubed up

The use of alcohol to become mildly intoxicated in order to prepare for social activity. Some people call alcohol a social lubricant.

"I needed to get lubed up before going to the party.

by yes juanito yes May 13, 2017

Lubed-up power-wank

Generously coating your old fellow with lubricant and yanking it like a monkey in a mango tree, often done to save time because it is a very fast and effective method of self pleasure.

Dale: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Skunk: What's Dale doing? Doesn't he have to leave in 5 minutes?
Mike: yes, that's why he's saving time with a lubed-up power-wank
Dale: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

by Captain Dale April 26, 2009

swing lube

1. The alcohol necessary during a golf game to accomplish the proper technique and mindset. Also can be used for softball and bowling.

I was doing horrible on the first two holes but once I got some swing lube, I was shooting par on almost every hole.

by funkdat February 18, 2007

stiffy lube

the k mart brand of kY jelly for your dick OR COCK

i need you to run over to k mart and get me some more stiffy lube

by rob n john January 17, 2009