Glizzy on lockdown

When your girlfriend has you in a leg lock and won't let go.

Ben: I'm Scared I got my girlfriend pregnant.
Jake: Why?
Ben: She had my glizzy on lockdown

by GoreDios April 2, 2024

Lockdown Dog

A man’s best friend that was purchased during lockdown. Now the owners are back at work it’s incessant screams and cries annoy the shit out of the entire neighbourhood.

“Rod, what on earth is that commotion outside?”

“Oh Jean, it’s that fucking lockdown dog again, I hope it dies of throat cancer”

by SimePieman September 5, 2022