Lampoon

Lampoon is something that Klein Moretti often says in his speech. A staple of the Lord of the Mysteries plot🤷 ♂️

“Klein lampoon…”
“Klein lampooned…”
“Klein lampoons…”

read LoTM to find out what “lampoon” means🥺

by thelordofmysteries March 30, 2022

butt lamprey

One who survives not by his own virtue or hard work, but by consuming the excrement of others by continually hanging on to those others' rectum. See 'butt leech'.

"Motorola management is nothing more than a collection of in-bred butt lampreys."

by arf_burnt January 27, 2010

Metal Lamp

Is a Crazy Bitch

When you are in a group of people and there is a girl acting crazy, with what she says or the way she reacts, shes a metal lamp.

"That girls a metal lamp"

by Connor Oneal March 16, 2010

hotdog lamp

the base of a penis in which gets aroused easily

Put your hotdog lamp into my hallway

can i hump your hotdog lamp

by sexlovers July 12, 2011

Irish lamppost

When you get a boner and and tuck it between you waistband and stomach to conceal it's massiveness

You could see Aaron's irish lamppost in gym class today, it was so big and girthy!

by Big Dick Rick1738 March 7, 2017

Lava Lamp Blaster

When a drunk dude shoves a hot lava lamp up another drink dudes ass.

Micheal lava lamp blaster (blasted) Drew last night and he felt plesure

by AsherBigCock March 10, 2017

Bean Lamp

A very fuckin’ dumb person
Avoid people as dumb as this

Wow, that boy Ethan, he is most definitely a Bean Lamp

by faggotdeluxe259 December 20, 2018