The LeBaron is a pussy magnet.
by Jimmythefish150 June 28, 2007
Get the LeBaron mug.A level of fail equal to or greater than a deterant to your swagger inflicted by the conditions of the country of Lebanon. This fail trump all other fails, including the "epic" fail and can be experienced anywhere in the world.
I really wanted to watch that you tube video, but the internet Lebanon failed on me.
I definitely had 24 kills in Modern Warfare 2 but then the power went out mid-match. Lebanon Fail.
I definitely had 24 kills in Modern Warfare 2 but then the power went out mid-match. Lebanon Fail.
by LebanonFailure January 21, 2010
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A small town east of Nashville in Tennessee. Occasionally mistaken for the country of Lebanon, but not as often as one would think. Years ago, rednecks began to pronounce it "leb-nun" and at this point, even the implants from the north pronounce it in that dumbass way. Idiots like to call it "L-Town" to make it sound cooler.
Lebanon has a movie theater that was cool until Mt. Juliet got a way better one. There are lots of shitty strip malls. There is a shitty outlet mall.
There is a fairly large population of rich, old Republicans, who are the ones running the government. They like to feel as if they live in a cute town with little shops and antique stores and Victorian mansions. They like to promote "Historic Downtown Lebanon." But unfortunately, there are not enough cobblestones to make Lebanon this picturesque. Also there is not a Starbucks. They should just move to Franklin.
The only people who hang around "downtown" are poor fuckers from god-awful Watertown (which is miraculously smaller than Lebanon) and old people who like to whittle pieces of wood.
Every year, Lebanon is home to the Wilson County Fair, which is the largest county fair in Tennessee. It's probably good if you like fairs, but you must remember that it contains a high concentration of Lebanon's residents. NYLON Magazine wrote an article about it in 2009, which made the minuscule high school hipster population piss themselves.
Lebanon has a movie theater that was cool until Mt. Juliet got a way better one. There are lots of shitty strip malls. There is a shitty outlet mall.
There is a fairly large population of rich, old Republicans, who are the ones running the government. They like to feel as if they live in a cute town with little shops and antique stores and Victorian mansions. They like to promote "Historic Downtown Lebanon." But unfortunately, there are not enough cobblestones to make Lebanon this picturesque. Also there is not a Starbucks. They should just move to Franklin.
The only people who hang around "downtown" are poor fuckers from god-awful Watertown (which is miraculously smaller than Lebanon) and old people who like to whittle pieces of wood.
Every year, Lebanon is home to the Wilson County Fair, which is the largest county fair in Tennessee. It's probably good if you like fairs, but you must remember that it contains a high concentration of Lebanon's residents. NYLON Magazine wrote an article about it in 2009, which made the minuscule high school hipster population piss themselves.
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Lebanon.
Person 1: Woah, you're Lebanese?
Person 2: No, Lebanon, Tennessee.
Person 1: Oh! That place has an Outlet Mall, right? I went there once. There's a Pac Sun there, isn't there?
Person 2: Yeah, and a Bath and Body Works Outlet. What the fuck is that? Even a mildly good store is turned to a shit "outlet" store in Lebanon.
Person 2: Lebanon.
Person 1: Woah, you're Lebanese?
Person 2: No, Lebanon, Tennessee.
Person 1: Oh! That place has an Outlet Mall, right? I went there once. There's a Pac Sun there, isn't there?
Person 2: Yeah, and a Bath and Body Works Outlet. What the fuck is that? Even a mildly good store is turned to a shit "outlet" store in Lebanon.
by Glad I Moved To Nashville October 1, 2010
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by astralcowboy77 July 24, 2007
Get the Lebanese lasagna mug.Lebbo is slang for Lebanese.
Lebbo's are considered by Syria and Saudi's to be of a lesser class of Arab. Therefore Lebbo's are expendable to Syria and the Saudi's to use as they’re own private fuck puppet against Israel.
Lebbo is slang for a Lebanese living in a foreign country that has dual-citizenship that still believes they have the right to vote and make decisions for their mother country Lebanon, even after having not lived their for over 20 years or more, and some not even holding citizenship anymore. See Delusional.
A Lebbo is someone who refuses to accept the ways of another country, but takes advantage of that country i.e. welfare, tax etc and believes they have a superior right to still make decisions in Lebanon based from a foreign country.
In a sense a Lebbo is a man or woman that is still mentally living in Lebanon but physically living in a new country i.e. Hypocrite, Third World Trash and Culture Melt.
Lebbo's are considered by Syria and Saudi's to be of a lesser class of Arab. Therefore Lebbo's are expendable to Syria and the Saudi's to use as they’re own private fuck puppet against Israel.
Lebbo is slang for a Lebanese living in a foreign country that has dual-citizenship that still believes they have the right to vote and make decisions for their mother country Lebanon, even after having not lived their for over 20 years or more, and some not even holding citizenship anymore. See Delusional.
A Lebbo is someone who refuses to accept the ways of another country, but takes advantage of that country i.e. welfare, tax etc and believes they have a superior right to still make decisions in Lebanon based from a foreign country.
In a sense a Lebbo is a man or woman that is still mentally living in Lebanon but physically living in a new country i.e. Hypocrite, Third World Trash and Culture Melt.
The native Lebanese said in a local news article that although they appreciate the input from Lebanese who have immigrated all over the world, they did not want homeland decisions made or pushed on by immigrated Lebanese people who had not visited in the past 20 years or who just use Lebanon as a tourist vacation spot once in awhile. Thanks, but no thanks!
The Lebbo was arrogant and set in his ways that he would never budge! A sociology-psychiatrist said that a culture melt would fix him up in the end.
The Lebbo went back to Lebanon, although never having been born there, felt that since his parents were Lebanese and he occasionally went on vacation in Lebanon that gave him the right to direct Lebanon's political and social affairs from his new country. See emotionally raped and parents.
The Lebbo had not realized that having arrived in her new country that she had undergone a culture melt. When going back to Lebanon although her family was happy to see her, they couldn’t help but notice that through westernization she seemed different in appearance and attitude.
The Lebbo was arrogant and set in his ways that he would never budge! A sociology-psychiatrist said that a culture melt would fix him up in the end.
The Lebbo went back to Lebanon, although never having been born there, felt that since his parents were Lebanese and he occasionally went on vacation in Lebanon that gave him the right to direct Lebanon's political and social affairs from his new country. See emotionally raped and parents.
The Lebbo had not realized that having arrived in her new country that she had undergone a culture melt. When going back to Lebanon although her family was happy to see her, they couldn’t help but notice that through westernization she seemed different in appearance and attitude.
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Get the Lebbo mug.A stunt only done once, 50% of participants died a horrible death, the other man was in a coma for a year and can still not prevent himself shitting constantly
Two people take strong explosive laxative, the only time this was done, the laxative used was Florida Fire-Hose (laxative).
Two Microwaves are placed on a table, from a set distance the two particpants must fire their shit into their microwave, then run and heat it up for 1 minute. Points are awarded for accuracy, amount of shit, percentage in the microwave and speed.
The second half has never been taken as one man had died as his intestines also accompanied the shit into the microwave and the second man was in a coma lying in a shit spill of Hamburg Oil Spill proportions. Theoretically whoever looses has to eat the warmed liquidy shit of the other participant and not wash his legs anus or mouth for a week.
Two people take strong explosive laxative, the only time this was done, the laxative used was Florida Fire-Hose (laxative).
Two Microwaves are placed on a table, from a set distance the two particpants must fire their shit into their microwave, then run and heat it up for 1 minute. Points are awarded for accuracy, amount of shit, percentage in the microwave and speed.
The second half has never been taken as one man had died as his intestines also accompanied the shit into the microwave and the second man was in a coma lying in a shit spill of Hamburg Oil Spill proportions. Theoretically whoever looses has to eat the warmed liquidy shit of the other participant and not wash his legs anus or mouth for a week.
Dude: I reckon im about to fire out enough shit to fill a microwave
Playa: Want to bet?
Dude: Hell yeah, whats the bet
Playa: Lets make a Lebanese Microwave out of this shit
Dude: b-b-but those guys died doing that
Playa: Man up you pussy, what sort of wimpy Thai are you
Dude: I dont have the bollocks for that, or the shit firing power
Playa: If you can't handle the heat don't shit in the microwave
Playa: Want to bet?
Dude: Hell yeah, whats the bet
Playa: Lets make a Lebanese Microwave out of this shit
Dude: b-b-but those guys died doing that
Playa: Man up you pussy, what sort of wimpy Thai are you
Dude: I dont have the bollocks for that, or the shit firing power
Playa: If you can't handle the heat don't shit in the microwave
by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010
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