laser show

In baseball, an offensive outburst after fans and media doubt your abilities.

A couple of years ago I had 60 at-bats. I was hitting .170, everyone was ready to kill me too. What happened? Laser show. Relax. -- Dustin Pedroia, commenting on David Ortiz's struggles at the beginning of the 2010 season.

by SheddlyButter May 18, 2010

lashtag

term created by Guildford's Tom Goldsmith for humans who hashtag verbally, in normal conversation, especially on nights out or when "on the lash".

Coupled with the equally annoying gashtag and trashtag.

Ramelow: "Chris, what drink do you want?"

Ashby: "Jaeger me up. #jaegerbombs"

Ramelow : "#goodtimes"

Ashby: I fucking love to lashtag

by banter69 September 2, 2012

Fire the Laser

An expression of excitement or eager intention which can be used in conjunction with most activities.

'Fire the pizza Laser!'

by Brad February 5, 2005

laser quest

popular hangout where teens shoot each other with laser guns.

"i beat lzrQT69 at laser quest last weekend"

by LeeannMoore April 13, 2008

laserfist

Laserfist. A fist primarily made out of a body of coherant energy, namely, in this case a "laser". The "laser" is then formed into the shape of a fist.

Bob got angry and readied his laserfist for battle. He struck Neil who was then obliterated into a fine bloody mist.

by Laserfist January 9, 2008

Laser Shank

To shank someone with a laser related device. i.e. Light Saber, Laser Pointer, Star Wars Light-Up Spoon, Wii Remote.

"How did he die?" "He beat his friend at Wii Sports, so his friend Laser Shanked him with the WiiMote.

by Sonia Belmont July 6, 2008

Lashtrash

To trash a premises under the influence of alcohol.

"Anyone up for some lashtrashing tonight?"

"Man New Years Eve was good, we totally lashtrashed 37 Old Devonshire Rd"

by chazlove January 6, 2012