by DonSlappy November 03, 2011
A intuitive bisexual position in which a man sits upon another mans lap and this chain continues upward stacking man on-top of man. Topping it all off with a women stacked upon the final penis, she represents the star of a Christmas tree. This position is best done during everyone's favorite time of the year. Christmas!
by Santa's Little Elf July 03, 2018
Engaging in sexual intercourse between the hours of 1 and 4am.
Can also apply to sex occurring within 3 minutes of waking up from an REM sleep.
Can also apply to sex occurring within 3 minutes of waking up from an REM sleep.
"Yo Johnny, that's your 3rd cup of coffee before 10am, what gives bro???"
"Damn man, ran some midnight laps with the lady last night, never caught my second wind"
"Damn man, ran some midnight laps with the lady last night, never caught my second wind"
by Jrockwhc June 27, 2012
The art of checking the security measures of a venue, so you know where to stash your drugs, failiure to do a brixton lap may results in the bouncer finding your drugs, and hence ruining the night.
Gremlin A : Hmm, do you think there is much security
Gremlin B: Let's do a Brixton Lap to make sure!
Gremlin B: Let's do a Brixton Lap to make sure!
by SeshGremlin October 01, 2016
1. A flacid or fully extended penis. 2. Oral sex performed on a man or woman. 3. A napkin placed on one's lap prior to consuming food. 4. A reduction in price on a laptop computer.
Hey shawty, why don't you come sit on my lap deal?
Fo I buy you a Happy Meal, hook a nigga up wit a lap deal.
Only pussy ass niggaz give bitches lap deals!
Ima need a lap deal fo I fuck up deez ribs.
I gave a lap deal to da boss man at Staples and gotta lap deal on a Sony Vaio.
Fo I buy you a Happy Meal, hook a nigga up wit a lap deal.
Only pussy ass niggaz give bitches lap deals!
Ima need a lap deal fo I fuck up deez ribs.
I gave a lap deal to da boss man at Staples and gotta lap deal on a Sony Vaio.
by Anacostia March 14, 2011
To flip laps you start at a starting point, usually a parking lot. From there you drive a few blocks, anywhere from 3-12. Then turn left or right, and keep turning that direction until you are back on the road you started on and return to the start point. This is a lap! Now continue doing this and you will be flippin' laps and all your friends will know it!
by Nickerbug May 04, 2010
when a person enters a bathroom stall, takes a crap and leaves the stall faster than someone who has been in another occupied stall and is still crapping.
Joe: Have you seen Terran?
Gren: I think he isn't feeling well. I went into the men's room and shit lapped him.
Gren: I think he isn't feeling well. I went into the men's room and shit lapped him.
by highyieldjoe November 04, 2013