Lämp

Is the world Lamp except people use the two-dotted accent in such memes as the, prolonged dead, moth meme. People say it nowadays because they think they are funny but are truly late to the party

Moth 1: “Pass the Lämp Bröthër
Moth 2: “ Ökäÿ Bröthër”

by Eenno July 1, 2019

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Lampsexual

Noun.1.1. A person or being whose sexual experiences or techniques are laughable or nonexistent.

Noun.1.2. In correlation with Noun.1.1., it is otherwise spelt as “lmaosexual”, which is later proven to be grammatically incorrect.

Adjective.1.1. Used to describe person or being’s lack of sexual relationships and/or sexual actions.

Verb.1.1. The action of attempting ludicrous and extremely inexperienced sexual moves on targeted audience.

N.1.1..: Don’t bother buying her a drink, she’s a lampsexual.

A.1.1..: What is she still doing with you? Everyone knows you’re lampsexual.

V.1.1..: Hello? Bestie? A man just lampsexualled me and it was hilarious.

by SpaceBURRito January 2, 2022

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Lampoon

Lampoon is something that Klein Moretti often says in his speech. A staple of the Lord of the Mysteries plot🤷 ♂️

“Klein lampoon…”
“Klein lampooned…”
“Klein lampoons…”

read LoTM to find out what “lampoon” means🥺

by thelordofmysteries March 30, 2022

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butt lamprey

One who survives not by his own virtue or hard work, but by consuming the excrement of others by continually hanging on to those others' rectum. See 'butt leech'.

"Motorola management is nothing more than a collection of in-bred butt lampreys."

by arf_burnt January 27, 2010

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Metal Lamp

Is a Crazy Bitch

When you are in a group of people and there is a girl acting crazy, with what she says or the way she reacts, shes a metal lamp.

"That girls a metal lamp"

by Connor Oneal March 16, 2010

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