landing pad

A layer of toilet paper laying on the top of the water in the toilet to keep you from getting backsplash.

Luckily the landing pad was there to catch my massive shit.

by kb June 18, 2006

Ball Lapping

to lick or lap at ones balls

damn, lap that ballsack up. ball lapping

by ohasif123 November 5, 2008

Nicaraguan Landing Strip

Sexual act in which a female sticks a lit flare in her ass out in the yard, and a male then jumps from the roof or second story of the building and makes insertion upon landing.

Friend: Dude how did you break you leg.

You: The girlfriend wanted to try something new.

Friend: Wait, you didn't try the Nicaraguan landing strip did you?

by FatElbowsAreMyThing April 21, 2014

Landing the boat between two islands

titty fucking

Landing the boat between two islands; dick between boobs

by innocentgirl January 29, 2010

Lamping

To forcefully throw a lamp at unsuspecting hooligans.

She was popping off at the mouth and I was forced to do a drive-by lamping on her trifflin ass.

I will lamp you.

The lamp flew through the air and crashed into her face with ferocious force, thus a successful lamping.

by A&T'sAngryOvaries November 16, 2010

landing pad

toilet paper set on top of the water in a toilet. Its main use is to provide a landing pad for the turd your going to lay, so that the water does not spash back up onto your butthole, balls, and thighs.

Hey guys I just took the biggest dump, and I came back dry as a desert because I layed a landing pad for my turd.

by G ROD May 22, 2008

landing strip

A female with cultivated pubic hair such that all that is seen is a nice, groomed line, pointing towards her pussy, 'guiding' one towards the region as stated above.

"Did she have a triangle, landing strip, Brazilian or was she just unkept?"

by Diego August 11, 2003