kennedy bullet

description, explanation, When someone or something gets hit in the head or other part of the body in an extremely violent fashion it resembles the head shot J.F.K. took when he was assasinated. It would also most of the time but not always catch the person or thing totally by surprise. way way worse then a donkey punch. a shockingly large noticeable scar, mark, or injury, where a person seeing it could not ignore it,and might comment or ask questions about it.

hey bro, i was watching kimbo slice on youtube the other day, he hit this poor bastid in the head like a "Kennedy bullet" looked like his eye exploded in the socket ! !

Jack: Dude, whats that big red mark on your cheek ?
Steve: aww man , i had a zit there and i fucked with it and it got all fucked up ! !
Jack: holy shit man, looks like you got hit with a kennedy bullet !

by Jack de wack June 29, 2008

Fake Dead Kennedys

In lue of a lawsuit, East Bay Ray et all. kicked Jello out of the Kennedys and replaced him with a no talent hack that doesn't know the meaning to a lot of their songs.

Since then, they've been trying to corrupt the legacy DK has made. Jello has even had to fight them to keep East Bay and others from using Holliday in Cambodia in a Dockers commercial.

I wish i could've seen the kennedys perform before they started to suck

by 2tone army March 21, 2004

Kennebunkport Surprise

Secretly, sneakily, the male fills his mouth to near bursting with New England Clam Chowder. Then, whilst performing cunnilingus on a woman, he simultaneously punches both of his cheeks, thus blowing the clam chowder up the woman's vagina.

After months at sea, the old sailor gave the prostitute the old Kennebunkport Surprise, effectively combining the two things he loved most in this world: pussy and clam chowder.

by Chris Anthony July 2, 2006

Kennedy, Anthony

Anthony Kennedy, judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.

See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)

Republican-appointed judges William Rehnquist, Sandra Day O'Connor, Clarence Thomas, Anthony Kennedy (Kennedy, Anthony), and Antonin Scalia are all to blame.

by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007

the dead kennedy's

Possibly the best band ever. Sings crazy songs with great political messages. Used to be fronted by Jello Biafra.

The Dead Kennedy's have songs like: "I Kill Children, Dear Abby, California Uber Allies, Anarchy For Sale, and I Fought the Law (And I Won)"

by Rudeboys Love Rudegirls August 31, 2006

kennedy moment

An event that is so shocking, that everyone can remember where they were when they found out about it. From a comment about the Kennedy assassination.

I only just got back from school when 9/11 happened. That was my kennedy moment.

by Simon W September 30, 2006

Kenneth

Kenneth is a chic magnet. He is the nicest straight guy you will ever meet. He is smart and sort of nerdy, but funny and cute at the same time. And of corse, he has awesome hair. Although he can be a butt sometimes, he is still awesome.

Look at that Kenneth over there! I envy his hair and chic magnatism.

by An_Awesome_Person October 20, 2008