Dyke-Kwon-Do

Ancient form of martial arts kept in total silence from the world until it's recent emergence into a handful of the worlds cultures. All within the past 50 years or so. It has always been kept hush hush, with instructors carefully selecting a rare female student that must meet each of the three criteria: A) must be devoid of any element of feminist. B) has an unnatural and totally unprovoked hatred toward any penis-bearing person C) is so manly that even the slightest reference to her in a vaguely sexual sense will burn the ears of he who heard it, then cause him to gouge out his own eyes and remove and eat his own penis to ensure his own safety. This style of hate-fighting is consisted of 90% fist-based manuvering

Did u see that she-man? Of course I handed my wallet over in fear of a dyke-Kwon-do whooping

by JimMuthaFuckinJones March 30, 2017

fw.kwonn

Ah dude that farts a lot and plays fortnite and laugh at stuff with his friends

Do know Fw.kwonn

by relax dude December 12, 2018

Hayeon Kwon

She is Awesome and loves to hangout with people. She will be shy at first but when she knows you better she will become the best of her self

How is Hayeon Kwon ??

by Yourjomama00 November 23, 2021

KwanzaaChristmukkah

the politically correct way to recognize the three main holidays during the seasons. A quick and easy way to combine the three faiths (Christianity, Judaism, and people who celebrate Kwanzaa) rather than saying "Happy Holidays". The safe way to wish someone a happy holiday without accidentally offending him/her if they are not of the faith you assumed.

Happy KwanzaaChristmukkah

by piratemaxx December 20, 2010

Merry Kwanzonica

In order not to offend anyone in the larger three religions of the U.S. this word has been created to honor them three, Christmas, Kwanzaa, Chanukah.

"Hey man! Merry Kwanzonica! and a possible happy new year!"

by omegamerc December 24, 2005

tae-kwon-do

A martial art which focuses on utilizing kicks for long rang attacks. Also has a variety of punches, elbow strikes, and knee strikes.

The Tae-kwon-do tourney is next week. I'm taking tae-kwon-do to strengthen my legs and focus my mind

by TKD student April 9, 2006

Tae Kwon Do

A style of martial arts that is complete and utter nonsense.
In Tae Kwon Do, its all about the touranments, the money, scoring a point...ect.. Tae Kwon Do is for the person that wants to say, "I'm a black belt". But in Taw Kwon Do, that is completely worthless. I've seen adds that say "Become a black belt in 3 months!!! Geranteed". In Tae Kwon Do, yes, but not in the real martial arts. TKD is simply a money making business. TKD is a joke. Period.

TKD Man: OHYA!!! Well, I'm a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. I can beat you up.

Karate Man: Ppppffftt... Idiot. ***Walks Away***

by John Raven.exe May 17, 2006