Knifewrench

The best invention ever created. Coined by the Janitor in Scrubs.

"Knifewrench! For Kids!"
"Knifewrennnnnnnnnnch! Practical AND safe!"

by Benstan November 27, 2006

knife edge chop

A wrestling move patened and made famous by Ric Flair. The knife edge chop is a chop to the chest done with the hand slightly bent so the outside is facing the person. Results in a thunderous slap sound and leaves a person with a huge bruise on their chest.
When this is done in wrestling by any wrestler, the crowd shouts "Wooooo" each time, paying respect to Ric Flair.

Ric Flair knife edge chopped Triple H so many times, blood began to trickle down the chest of Triple H.

by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007

love knife

To stab someone who you love. Used mostly to describe crazed fans of musicians. They love the band so much, they want to 'love knife' them and stab them. Coined by Kyle Gass from the band "Tenacious D" in their late 1990's HBO comedy shorts.

(Kyle and Jack are stopped by Lee, their biggest fan, outside the club they just performed at. After asking for their home address, the two of them walk away from him with ominous music playing)

Jack Black (JB): "This dude is total stalk-a-razzi..."
Kyle Gass (KG): "He's full on love knife material"
JB: "Love knife?"
KG: "Yeah, you know .. when they get close .. a little TOO close .. 'oh, I love you! I love you! I love you!' .. then *STAB**STAB**STAB** .. ha, and you're covered in blood .. but they think they did a good thing!"
JB: "Creepy man!"

by thepickofdestiny January 25, 2006

Knife Helmet

A cocktail made with half draft beer and half gin-and-tonic (with ice). Also the name for what happens to you after consuming a few knife helmets.

Ralph: "Man, I went to the Snug last night and ordered way too many knife helmets."

Chris: "How you feeling?"

Ralph: "Like I wore a knife helmet."

by CL Dabo October 24, 2012

knifey-spooney

A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.

"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"

"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."

"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spooney before!"

by RUFCKNSRS January 25, 2014

knibadly

The least racist possible version of the N word.

Change it to niggardly so it just means stingy. -> niggardly
Remove one G so it's Niger (a country rather than a slur). -> nigardly
Add a K to the beginning so it's no longer the N word. -> knigardly
Remove the R so it's the soft R version. -> knigadly
Change the G to a B so it's nibba. -> knibadly

What's up, my knibadly?

by Mr. Twinkieface December 26, 2020

Knife wife

A woman who shares love for wielding a knife for attacking purposes.

"I have a sword girlfriend. It means a regular girlfriend but with a sword."
"Sword girlfriend got nothing on knife wife."

by Black Beauty1 July 20, 2021