kitchen porter

The best euphemism there is for "dishwasher". This person is an essential component of the restaurant kitchen but still gets treated like shit.

A: "I spilt all this gravy on the floor and I need 500 plates washing in 10 minutes."

B: "Get the Kitchen Porter to do it."

by RENEGATUS DOT COM December 5, 2004

Kitchen Pass

A fictional pass issued/approved (verbally written or text) by your significant other to get out of the house to hangout or go shopping with your friends.

Micah was able to hangout with his friends last night because his wife issued him a kitchen pass (KP).

Susan went shopping with her friends after her boyfriend signed her KP.

by BIG DADDY 002 May 19, 2009

kitchen friend

The literal English translation of the German 'Kuechenfreund', which is a spatula/fish slice...

HANS: Yo, can you pass me the kitchen friend so that I can stir the Sauerkraut?

BETTY: The what???!

HANS: You know, the kitchen friend... A Kuechenfreund?

BETTY: Do you mean a spatula??

by Miss DE/AT/GB August 30, 2011

kitchen food

What people who don't go out to Restaurant's and McDonald's everyday eat.

Stoner who lives at home: "You wanna get some macca's drivethru?"
Stoner with his own pad: "Nah, I'm just making some 'kitchen food' when i get home."

by Diego August 16, 2003

kitchen dance

Too many people in the same kitchen space, while they all try and do different things.

Waiting for someone to get out of the way because you need a fork and knife and they need a spoon at the same time. There is no need to apologize because we are all just doing the kitchen dance. Now get out of my way I'm hungry.

Dancing to music in the kitchen.

by brentwood15 January 25, 2014

kitchen roll

Usually called Bob and is a very kind, generous person. Generally has over 2000 friends. Is very passionate about their dreams/future.

OMG! He is so kind! He must be a kitchen roll named Bob.

by Sassy Stick July 1, 2020

Kitchen slut

Cheap cheating girlfriends/wives who haven’t been caught yet so they act like they still have feelings for you by residing in the kitchen where they belong after getting laid by a stranger.

Guy1: you know he is really lucky he’s married to her, she’s wonderful!
Guy2: bro, she’s a kitchen slut!
Guy1: fuck me dead

by aFeministLol November 16, 2020