One who types really loudly and obnoxiously and seems as if they are beating the keyboard. One who slams their fingers on to each key that you could hear them type from two doors down.
by CCA October 29, 2005
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by Get It Right Carl January 8, 2015
Get the Steaming Keyboard mug.Some one who makes/uses agressive words against some one on the interenet (especially msn and forums. Usally a quiet small natured persopn in real life.
by Sharky February 24, 2005
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by potatopancake October 4, 2009
Get the Keyboard Turrets mug.to "rusty keyboard".. first you have to lure the person into a false sense of security.. then, gently glide your fingers into their anal cavity, flail your fingers wildly like you are playing mozarts symphony
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Get the sauce on the keyboard mug.keyboard cat came from a video uploaded in 2007. this became very popular. all though keyboard cat has died the owner has another cat thats apparently keyboard cat 2
death: come with me keyboard cat
keyboard cat: was i a good cat?
death: no, im heard you were the best
keyboard cat: was i a good cat?
death: no, im heard you were the best
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