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Keyboard Attacker

One who types really loudly and obnoxiously and seems as if they are beating the keyboard. One who slams their fingers on to each key that you could hear them type from two doors down.
That girl is such a keyboard attacker! she needs to simmer down!
by CCA October 29, 2005
mugGet the Keyboard Attackermug.

Steaming Keyboard

The act of boiling your computer keyboard and slowly inserting it into your anal prolapse for maximum pleasure, boil the keyboard in Motor Oil
Jeff - Last night i Gave Elliott's Moms A Steaming Keyboard !
Jack - Nice Brother
by Get It Right Carl January 8, 2015
mugGet the Steaming Keyboardmug.

keyboard warrior

Some one who makes/uses agressive words against some one on the interenet (especially msn and forums. Usally a quiet small natured persopn in real life.
"Shut the fuck up wanker" - "why dont you say that to my face then when i meet you"
by Sharky February 24, 2005
mugGet the keyboard warriormug.

Keyboard cat

keyboard cat came from a video uploaded in 2007. this became very popular. all though keyboard cat has died the owner has another cat thats apparently keyboard cat 2
death: come with me keyboard cat
keyboard cat: was i a good cat?
death: no, im heard you were the best
by Know Your Memes October 1, 2019
mugGet the Keyboard catmug.

rusty keyboard

to "rusty keyboard".. first you have to lure the person into a false sense of security.. then, gently glide your fingers into their anal cavity, flail your fingers wildly like you are playing mozarts symphony
we had band practice last night.. i played mandy a nice symphony on her "rusty Keyboard"
by the next mozart February 4, 2014
mugGet the rusty keyboardmug.

keyboard killa

One who acts tough, or go for bad via text.
All she does is talk smack or bully people thru text, and when confronted in person she can't repeat it... She's a Keyboard Killa.
by G- Baby June 13, 2018
mugGet the keyboard killamug.

keyboard diarrhea

There are some really neat and astute definitions in Urban Dictionary, but the rest of it is keyboard diarrhea!
by Yuill November 16, 2011
mugGet the keyboard diarrheamug.

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