Those liberals hate to debate Kev Lar on the facts because they know he's right and his logic like his name are bulletproof.
by Royal rampager October 2, 2018
Get the Kev Larmug. Guy who is unsure of his sexuality. Likes ski holidays (booked purposely to avoid new years, therefore irritating his gf), tight on electricty bills (turns off heaters in winter), bulemic, fancies blondies with back combed hair and cam, has a tendency to wear lederhosen and spank himself. Smokes like a gay.
Girl number 1: Wow did you see that guy with the leder hosen spankin himself eating a bratwurst?
Girl number 2: Yeah he looks like such a kev murison
Girl number 2: Yeah he looks like such a kev murison
by feegina December 11, 2010
Get the kev murisonmug. A rare spectacle can be seen if you are out late on a full moon in Leeds. Head to the back fields of the York Road & you’ll be in for an enlightening experience.
This is the hunting ground of Racoon Kev, hunting for the next poor sole to take up residence in his cavernous hole. You might have guessed by now.. his victim of choice is a racoon, racoons in the UK you say?? Yes it’s true they are here & they are queer.
Racoon Kev can be seen releasing his own ‘full moon’ to luring wild racoons out into the open. In the works of Kev himself ‘This is where the fun begins’. He waggles, wafts, swings, wobbles & gyrates his full moon mesmerising the wild creature, the lure is too strong & any which fixate on the hole are gone forever.
So it’s up to you.. the experience is there if you dare, but beware getting too close might also capture you in the moon lure!!
This is the hunting ground of Racoon Kev, hunting for the next poor sole to take up residence in his cavernous hole. You might have guessed by now.. his victim of choice is a racoon, racoons in the UK you say?? Yes it’s true they are here & they are queer.
Racoon Kev can be seen releasing his own ‘full moon’ to luring wild racoons out into the open. In the works of Kev himself ‘This is where the fun begins’. He waggles, wafts, swings, wobbles & gyrates his full moon mesmerising the wild creature, the lure is too strong & any which fixate on the hole are gone forever.
So it’s up to you.. the experience is there if you dare, but beware getting too close might also capture you in the moon lure!!
by TWSS TWHS May 22, 2023
Get the Racoon Kevmug. by blondie678 December 15, 2023
Get the Kev-asaurusmug. I'll fuck everybody
by Ur_dilf_daddy November 18, 2022
Get the alpha kev ribodymug.