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Engineering

A subject that a student is most likely to begin taking during their high school life. This is a rigorous course that students who enjoy math and science take and among other subjects such as arts, english, and language is typically considered harder. Engineering does come with benefits. If the student continues engineering in college, it raises chances of obtaining a job after graduating college. However, if a student decides to take this course, they will most likely soon experience side effects such as lack of sleep, a state of confusion, and an urge to end your own life.
Student 1: Dude, I think I'm going to take the engineering class!
Student 2: It's been nice knowing you.
Student 1: Why is that?
Student 2: It's because you're taking engineering.
by Jodex_jh25 September 14, 2018
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Academy Of Information Technology and Engineering

A gay ass school where everyone worships the overlord Seji. The best class to have is Math where the teacher isn't there half the time so the only thing you do is smoke pot and play pokemon in the room for an hour and a half. Every Friday there is a sacrifice to the overlord Seji where someone has be slow roasted in a fire for twenty four hours, three minutes, and two seconds.
Are u going to go to westhill now instead of the Academy of Information Technology and Engineering?
Nope im being sacrificed to Seji this week.
by ^.^ rawr December 14, 2012
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engineering chick

Any colaboration or group of women in the field of engineering who enter in competitions and make sick shirts to accompany their amazingness.
Those engineering chicks were ballin' at that comp! They won an ipod!
by Kornpopper June 12, 2008
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Civil engineering

a disease which may end up with your health, prevents one from sleeping, an infinite deadline, a little insect which crawls under your skull and eats the pigment of your hairs turning them into white hairs, a killer, a magnet to a screen, a nerdator, process which may cause ones eyesight to detiriorate and make one loose their memory, Studies which are urbanlly known to be read by very geeky people
Gik! Abdul man! your such a gik!!! always with civil engineering look at you wearing glasses and loosing your memory and all! Gik looking like steve urkel and all thats not swagger man!!! thats UNcool
by absfaboulous February 8, 2009
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tfs engineering

1. n., the method used do the exact opposite of extreme programming. To jizz on a project so bad it reaks of fish. Basically, the process of completely queefing a website or tfsengineering.

2. n., The type of engineering Indians use. Lack of communication, talent, and usable code. Horrible website design and code engineering (origin www.tfsengineering.com). See tfsengineering and ungodly stench.
1. Alright guys, we've been paid to set this guy up with a site... let's screw him over and use the TFS Engineering method.

2. Haha, I, the one and only Tim Foley, tfsengineered that guy's site and charged him a buttload of money! I am the master of TFS Engineering. I'm such a fuckhole.
by Tim Foley February 27, 2004
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social engineering

1. The use of communication skills and quick wits in order to turn a scenario into a favorable situation

2. A practice used by crackers and black hats in order to gain sensitive information needed in order to compromise security by using techniques such as eavesdropping on conversations or posing as tech support
1. You are at a fancy restaurant and have just finished eating. The waiter comes to take your plate, but as he picks it up, you use slight of hand and manuevering to make it appear as if the waiter has dropped the plate (and the food residue on it) all over your shirt. You complain angrily, call for the manager, et al. The manager winds up giving you the meal for free.

2. You, as a black hat, walk up to a smoke break outside of a company who you want to steal credit card numbers for. Employees are whining about their randomized passwords. You memorize one of them, and then go off with that information in order to gain access into the company firewall.
by Scarred Sun July 8, 2004
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Engineering major

1. A major that many college students choose because it sounds cool and because they think they'll be making 100k a year after graduation. Most of them change their minds after failing Gen. Chem I and/or Calc I in the first semester. Those who do graduate realize their mistake when they realize that no matter how talented they are they'll have to start at the bottom for some company making 40k a year and work their way up just like any other hard working person.

2. A major that emphasizes way too much math and physics that will rarely be applied to a real world situation and not enough foreign language study, which would actually be useful.

3. aka Sausage fest.
Freshman Engineer 1: "I'm a mechanical engineering major. I heard they make like 100k to start

Other major Student 2: "Some of them do make good money, but engineering is a alot of work. Are you good at math?"

Freshman 1: "LOL no, I hate math. I'm a mechanical engineering major btw. Wha's your major?"

Other major student 2: Biochemistry.

Freshman 1: "Lame. You should do biomedical engineering. You'll make more money. The world needs more engineers you know."

Student 2: "True the world does need more engineers. Can you speak any foreign languages?"

Freshman 1: "LOL no I'm a mechanical engineering major. Not a lame communication major. Everyone should just learn English if they want to communicate with us."

Student 2: I'm sure you'll get far with that attitude.

Freshman 1: Woah bro, calm down. We got off on the wrong foot. Come to my party tonight and i'll make it up to you. It's an Engineering major only party, but i'll make an exception for you.

Student 2: No thanks, I hate sausage fests.
by GoAngelo2890 January 20, 2014
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