Sheesh Kebab

Sheesh Kebab is a versatile word that can be used as an exclamation and even a verb.
It’s main use is replacing profanity. For when you’re around the little ones. Or even I’m public
Eg.

1. “What the fuck” will change to “What the Sheesh kebab”
2. “Fuck” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
3. “Shit” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
4. “Dick” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
5. “You bastard” will change to “you sheesh kebab”
6. “You asshole” will change to “you sheesh kebab”
Etc.

As an exclamation it can be used to express anger or victory.

It can also be used in an everyday sentence, to express any type of emotion. Such as confusion, excitement, just feeling good or amazing, suspiciousness etc.

Eg1.

Boy eating his poo*
Parents walk in*
Parents: WHAT THE SHEESH KEBAB ARE YOU DOING???

Eg2.
Gets a 3 pointer*
Basketball player: SHEESH KEBAB!!!!!
Dabs*

Eg3.

Bill: How are ya mate?
Frank: SHEESH KEBAB!

by Smarterthananass January 6, 2019

Dirty Kebab

A dirty kebab is a donner kebab meal you get from a takeaway and eat as you have a long walk home from the sesh

Do you fancy a dirty kebab?

by Kiercn November 16, 2019

Nezab kebab

When somebody tells something smart, but you dont wanna look stupid.

"Man, did you know that mitochondria is powerplant of cell?"

"Nezab kebab"

by ElParkos May 1, 2021

ill-packed kebab

A slang term for a vagina

John poked an ill-packed kebab last night

by Larrson February 21, 2011

Kearah

A girl who doesn't trust anyone instantly. She's very mysterious and doesn't share a lot of things with you unless you're special. She tries to stay strong because people usually see her as weak when she cries so she doesn't cry around people. She hates admitting things to people and usually doesn't tell them until it's too late. She's very smart, and talented. Not too full of herself but she will joke around saying "IM THE BEST" or something like that. Usually an introvert and is either your best friend or your worst enemy. Hates sexist people or racists. Doesn't really hide things from people and is an open book unless it's something extremely personal. She's a tomboy and doesn't mind hanging out with either guys or girls.
THIS WAS MEANT FOR MY FRIENDS SO PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY! I MADE IT FOR THEM SO THAT WAY THEY CAN KNOW ME BETTER!

Person 1: Hey that Kearah girl is really tomboy-is and mysterious

Person 2: Yeah its hard to get to know her...
*idk*

by Shad_957 December 16, 2017

Keira

Keira is a young girl who often has dirty blond hair and blue green eyes, or brown hair with brown eyes. Keira can be mean and rude but also cares about your feelings depending on how close you are to her if you ever meet a Keira she’s most likely to be very very active and not to tall but not short she’s average. Her age is a tween most of the time. She is definitely a outside girl but also shows her love for inside activities too. She often is very cute with dimples and fair skin, she’s definitely a popular girl in the mid section not the highest popper section but right in the middle.

That girl is so cute with her ripples and has green blue eyes she must be a KEIRA

by DogsForLife669 November 10, 2018

downer kebab

the fact of eating a kebab (i.e. Turkish dish) you've been craving for after a night of heavy drinking and it turns out it's not good at all and ruins your mood.

Mike: we went out last night and had lots of drinks.

Steve : it must have been fun!

Mike: the drinking was ok, but then we had to drink and had a downer kebab. It made me sick the next day.

by El_Gringo_from_Van March 28, 2013