kalob

he likes dudes under the age of 16. oh no thats tayge

that dude was such a kalob

by eatmythiccbutt August 13, 2019

kayloo

kayloo is when you have diarrhea and it explodes in the rear of your pants

Damnit I had a kayloo

by CaptainLipbalm June 10, 2018

kalocin

1. A gang-miltia with industrial influence originating from suburban Connecticut (of all places). Members' outfits consisted of dark coats, face-concealing gasmasks, and black (preferrably steel-toed boots). The clan had plans of world domination at one point while the leader was under the influence of drug resins. After this temporary lack of sanity ended, the group shut down all operation and all members disbanded before Kalocin had ever completely intialized. The core-members later formed a philosophy project, Avesque.
2. A fictional drug from the book Andromeda Strain by Micheal Crichton: It will clense the body of all bacteria thus removing any bacterial diseas, but it also kills any person who takes it due to necessary bacteria and immunities within the body.

Kalocin was never a real gang, the only illegal acts they committed were those of grafiti/vandalism, drug use, and trespassing. There was no drug dealing nor profit involved with Kalocin.

by Dekker Avesque January 21, 2005

kabloona

an ornery person feeling sorry for themselves. Most likely an elderly man. Like a sour puss.

Liz says to the old man who wouldnt take his pills, "Stop being a kabloona!"

by Frec Junior October 8, 2006

Kaylon

Kaylon is a beautiful girl who is underestimated you may think she’s very kind and quiet but really she’s loud, crazy and funny she always states her mind!

Kaylon so crazy!!!

by Ashhleyy Karina July 4, 2018

Kayloo

The incorrect pronunciation of Caillou, most commonly used by old GoAnimate/Vyond text-to-speech voices. It is also used as a fan term for Caillou IN the GoAnimate/Vyond fandom to mock the text-to-speech voices' inability to pronounce Caillou properly.

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Kayloo! How dare you put Rosie in a blender that's it you are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 8348948 days go to your room now!
Then Caillou/Kayloo goes "wa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ahr"

by harrypotterfanxxxxxxxxx6 January 6, 2023

Kalookanatch

A person, usually little brothers, who are baby back bitches because they are mentally inferior and deserving of being "little brothered".

LB; "so hyped right now"
BB; "Arash, you're being such a Kalookanatch right now! "
LB; "I'm a baby back bitch!"

BB; " I know little brother, I know".

by Gorda123 December 23, 2014