TP Karma

TP Karma is the resulting action from a person's decision that they are faced with upon using the last of the toilet paper. A person can either: a) replace the toilet paper, thus saving the next person the potential horror of being without, or b) leave it empty, selfishly moving on with your day.

If they choose the honorable decision 'A', the next time they stumble into a bathroom and the TP is all gone, they will immediately take note of it before going to the bathroom. Should the person make sinister decision 'B', then the next time they go into a bathroom without TP, they will carelessly plop down disregarding the supply (or lackthereof) of TP, not realizing until it is far too late to turn back.

a) After using the last of the roll, Joe lovingly replaces the empty roll with a fresh one. Later that day, Joe goes into a bathroom and sits down on a toilet, when all of the sudden his subconscience flashes: "Quick! Before you release, check the TP supply!" Joe turns his head only to find that it is empty. Luckily, he hasn't released yet, so he is able to comfortably walk out and grab a fresh roll.

b) After using the last of the roll, Suzanne walks out of the bathroom, thinking: "Whatever. The next person can get it". Later that day, Suzanne's intense diarrhea flares up, and she makes a beeline for the bathroom. Barely making it in on time, Suzanne pays no attention to the sparse TP reserves in the bathroom stall. When ready to wipe, Suzanne's eyes fix on the depleted roll of TP. It is then that Suzanne realizes that her bad TP Karma has caught up with her.

by JPaps March 7, 2010

Karma sick

When you actually get sick and can't come to work right after faking sick to get a day off.

I called in to work and said I was too sick to work on Monday. Then I actually got sick on Friday and had to go in feeling like shit!...Man, you got Karma sick!

by catchabuzz October 25, 2010

Reddit Karma

The measure of how much of a loser you are.

Person: You probably want to avoid that guy, he's a LOSER.
Person 2: Why is that?
Person: Because he has 200k Reddit Karma.

by bilthebuket May 27, 2022

radio karma

the ironic timing of a song on the radio that somehow verifies the moment and/or emotion... also, when you talk about a specific musician and their piece starts playing on the radio... or when you sing a song at work, get in the car and that very song is on the radio. Has to be an unintentional playing of the song. Any kind of radio or auto-playing source.

When I was mad at my bf, the song HEARTBREAKER came on the radio. Whoa. Talk about radio karma.

I was singing PROUD MARY all day, and kid you not! It was on KPAK when I got in my car! Total radio karma!

by The Dirty Diva December 1, 2010

spider karma

The theory that how you treat spiders affects how they treat you.

Jane: OMG I have so many spiders in my house these days. This morning I woke up with one in my hair and then a massive hairy one dropped into my cereal. I have to move.
Lesley: You must have bad spider karma. What did you do?
Jane: Umm... I used to use hairspray and a lighter on them. I didn't know any better.
Lesley: Harsh. You deserve it.

by spideykiller August 20, 2009

tip karma

The philosophy that tipping generously will alter the universe in a way that you yourself will be reimbursed monetarily in your own line of work. Applies to bartenders, baristas, servers and cabbies.

Hank: Why'd you just tip five dollars for a mocha?

Sara: I work tonight - Tip Karma, bitch!

by shea r. June 11, 2006

karma touchdown

while doing something reasonably good you get an immediate and awesomely great reward.

friend: hey, would you like one of my rolled tacos?

me: hell yes bro! let me grab one on the the side so i don't looked like a pig and get all the good stuff.

friend: go for it bro.

me:sorry bro i accidentally ended up with a loaded one from the middle...karma touchdown!!!

actual true story

by uncle bill July 11, 2011