Kaleb

Has no friends, possibly homeless. His mom looks like my nan's ashes and his brother got as fresh trim. His dog smelt like shit so his mom sold it. Wants white ass.

Is Kaleb's mom a prostitute?

by Isra Mumfatass November 27, 2019

kaleb

He will always put a good dip in, always has a Detroit to put in, and works 32 hours a day.

Person 1: Put a Detroit in it!
Person 2: Shut up Kaleb.

by myfriendlygotee4565 May 23, 2016

Kaleb

Kaleb, the lonely emo kid at the back of the classroom that his only friend is the water fountain... Kaleb likes think that he is the almighty memester when In reality the only funny thing he can come up with us his life. He's also a very horny emo kid.

Girl 1- ew is that kid screwing a water fountain?
Girl 2- yeah, probably Kaleb.
Girl 1- .....
Girl 2- this is his 6th time screwing it, in the past hour.

by Daddypotato2 December 11, 2016

Kaleb

A moron

Hes a Kaleb

by BUTT RUSH November 2, 2017

Kaleb

Kaleb. The most faggot fat bitch here

Girl 1: isn’t that Kaleb

Girl 2: naw fam that’s just the most faggot bitch here

by Dirt little hoe July 2, 2019

Kaleb Nation

Blogger-turned-author Kaleb Nation is creator both Twilightguy.com and the "Bran Hambric" series. Nation, 21, has been writing for many years and hopes to have many novels in his Bran Hambric series, which he began writing at 14.
Currently living in California, Nation works to keep his fans connected through his still regular blog updates, his twitter feed, and his facebook fan page.

Fan testimonial:
"Kaleb Nation's books really entertain me. His blog posts are always funny and he is really cute."
Katia, NC

by I_write_words September 23, 2009

dirty kaleb

The act of ejaculating in a girls ass then having her spray back on your face.

This girl was freaky and wanted to do a dirty kaleb to me.

by Whoopsie Daisy July 25, 2017