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Jupiter

Jupiter is a kind hearted, and spiritual being. Their soul is filled with creativity, and love. They may get angry very easily, but they try their best to be nice to the people they don’t like. They have been through a lot and still haven’t found themselves. They are talented, outgoing, friendly (most of the time), helpful, beautiful, and they have a heart of pure feeling. They are active, and they try their best. They are also extremely cool with their amazing personality and their style. It may be tough to get to their sweet side, but once you get to know them, it’s really nice. They are very very sensitive and they have feelings as well. But, they never share them. So, it’s going to be hard to help them with their opposite minded ass. Anyways, have fun with them. Xoxo - anonymous
Hey, have you seen Jupiter?

Response: no, but I have seen Venus. Isn’t Jupiter in the library?
by Theoneandonlyanon November 23, 2021
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Jupiter

Person one: Dude look how pretty she is!
person two: Wow, she’s a total Jupiter
by Ktg27 November 7, 2022
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jupitered

when a diabolical man touches your foreceps so you high key rip off his skin and wear it like a tshirt
"you hear that future got jupitered?"
"yeah, he deserves it for being so iniquitous and villainous"
by JupiterCoyote September 9, 2024
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Hot Jupiter

A " Hot Jupiter" is a ghost chili power douche during menstruation, that enables the woman to have much more excessive noctious gas, allowing

women to regulate their bowl movement and ultimately reducing bloating, and moodiness ... Additionally, allowing women to feel cleansed, more sexual, and more excitable during the primary days of a period when normally women lose their patients more frequently , and find less and less interest in anything males have to contribute to existence and the quality of a females life.
If this @$$ hat does not remove himself from my life, he's going to have to give me a Hot Jupiter. Otherwise, I am going to kick his ass into the next damn solar system.
by anonymous December 25, 2020
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Jupiter

Someone who farts excessively e.g. a Gas giant
Damn, that girl won't stop farting. She's Jupiter.
by ***blegh*** October 15, 2023
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Jupiter

The planet that thinks the solar system revolves around it, the one that thinks it's bigger than the sun, and that bigger is better.
by Solid Mantis May 1, 2021
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