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jupitered

when a diabolical man touches your foreceps so you high key rip off his skin and wear it like a tshirt
"you hear that future got jupitered?"
"yeah, he deserves it for being so iniquitous and villainous"
by JupiterCoyote September 9, 2024
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Jupit

Jupit her? I barely know her!
by agentsprocket October 3, 2025
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Jupiter axis rotation

Despite the mistaken belief that Jupiter spins fast it actually is scientifically known to only complete a rotation once every 23 days.
No, not 10 hours, Jupiter Axis Rotation is 23 days. Signed scientists.
by Bring-Rown-Beer November 10, 2025
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Jupiter

A gay man (dad) who often has multiple twinks (sons) around him. This comes from the fact that Jupiter has more moons than any other planet.
No surprise Jupiter has two nee twinks in his orbit tonight.
by CATVAA November 26, 2025
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Jupiter

Jupiter is a kind hearted, and spiritual being. Their soul is filled with creativity, and love. They may get angry very easily, but they try their best to be nice to the people they don’t like. They have been through a lot and still haven’t found themselves. They are talented, outgoing, friendly (most of the time), helpful, beautiful, and they have a heart of pure feeling. They are active, and they try their best. They are also extremely cool with their amazing personality and their style. It may be tough to get to their sweet side, but once you get to know them, it’s really nice. They are very very sensitive and they have feelings as well. But, they never share them. So, it’s going to be hard to help them with their opposite minded ass. Anyways, have fun with them. Xoxo - anonymous
Hey, have you seen Jupiter?

Response: no, but I have seen Venus. Isn’t Jupiter in the library?
by Theoneandonlyanon November 23, 2021
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Jupiter

The cutest cat in the world! A fluffy little calico Maine coon cross with a big personality! ^^
My cat Jupiter is so cute!”
by Corvid.Clawss July 16, 2024
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