Dylon Jones

150% straight
4% gay (hands)
Is a trash person because he didn’t do the play

That Dylon Jones is weird

by Lemoncakes72 September 28, 2019

John Paul Jonesing

The strong desire to listen to good music after an extended period of listening to bad.

After a long day of Muzak at the office I'm John Paul Jonesing for some Led Zeppelin

by Little Walken December 24, 2010

Jannes Rule

When you're about to break up, you get your girl to give you a blowjob the day you're going to breakup with her

Pascal: Did you breakup with your girlfriend?

Lukas: Yeah i did, but before i used the Jannes Rule.

by peetee.tn September 19, 2021

George Jones

getting drunk, wrecking someone else's car, and getting arrested by the cops.

Nah, my old lady and me aren't on speaking terms anymore after I George Jones'ed her brand new Cadillac.

by Sargent Soul Spank August 2, 2010

Jonned

Being wasted beyond belief, punking everything that walks, trying to fight anyone even when you know you'll lose, over and over and over again.

(wake up in a boat of the Gulf of Mexico no matter where you're from) "Wow, I was so jonned last night!"

by Afro Jew April 24, 2010

mike jones

"Rapper" for people with ADD.

Still Tippin' on four fours, wrapped in four fours
Tippin' on four fours, wrapped in four fours....repeat 2 times.

Back then hoes didn't want me
Now I'm hot hoes all on me...repeat 4 times

First Round Draft Picks coming
Who is Mike Jones coming...repeat until INFINITY.

by i <3 mike jones March 14, 2005

t jones

Your mother or female guardian.

Yo dawg, i gots ta call my t jones before i do anything.

by logan marks September 15, 2005