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Jowell Hour

Additional drinking time in UK pubs following Government legislation to permit 24-hour opening of such hostelries.

The Government Minister for Culture, Media and Sport at the time the new legislation became law was Tessa Jowell MP.

Although few establishments brought in 'round the clock' hours, it does provide for greater flexibility, especially useful on weekends.
"Fancy a bev in the Crown?"
"It's 23:15, they'll have stopped serving."
"It's Friday. You're forgetting Jowell Hour."
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Jowelyn

A tall skinny amazon. With the hairiest bush on the planet.
Don't choke on that jowelyn
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A good writer but a shitty artist. One who does not have a good grasp of anatomy.
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jhower

A shower where before after or in-between you masturbate.
Jim : Do you know why Kelly is taking so long in the shower?
Bob: Oh yea she let us know she was gonna take a jhower
Jim: that dirty little woman!
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jowep

(from the Latin ‘Jowus’ meaning ‘hairy’ and ‘Eppia’ meaning ’stupid’) a rare long-furred creature found usually in Cambridgeshire, England. It is not clear whether this strange being is diurnal or nocturnal, as it thrives in both conditions. It often travels with a Martin (Martmanimus Ohlookaferrarimydadwasgoingotbuyoneofthoseius) to search for food at a location near Priory Park known as James’ house.
What the hell is wrong with that thing?” “Nothing, it’s just a jowep.”
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Jhonear

He's super hot. A really loving guy who will do anything just to have you. He treats his girl like an absolute princess and is the king of all kings. He will protect you. He can be dangerous but that's all a secret. He's a great kisser and lover.
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jhonen

When you open the stall doors to a public bathroom wearing earbuds and don't look if there is anyone in the stall, then accidentally sitting on the persons penis and getting anally penetrated.
John: "Did you see Frank get jhonened?"
George: "Yea I did, I was talking to him in the bathroom (no homo) and he didn't turn around and lost his anal virginity."
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