Jewboy

somebody who acts like a jew

Guy #1: Wanna hang out?
Guy #2: Can't, gotta go to temple
Guy #1: Aww, what a good Jewboy you are!

by youngsavage69 November 3, 2018

Jewmas

When Jewish people celebrate Christmas for various reasons i.e. they like the feeling of the trees, presents, etc; they feel left out; or just because they want to celebrate Christmas in a nonreligious manner.

Sydney: Yeah, Jamie, I got Uggs for Jewmas!
Jamie: No way! I got a mac laptop!
Sydney: Whoa! I love Jewmas!

by jamiesayshi! December 25, 2009

Jewmonster

1. a monster similiar to Godzilla but with the head of a jewish rabbi(if it was in a movie the head would look like a magazine cutout

"HOLY CRAP the jewmonster's tearing up northern england....lets get a taco"

by Judy Jetsonson December 3, 2007

jewmolie

STD infected donkey's ass that dyes it's butt hair platnum blonde.

mom! did you see that jewmolie on the back of that trailer!?!

by julianna scruggs February 16, 2009

jewgo

1.)Pregnent jewish person

2.)Tim

Tim ur such a frickin jewgo. howd u become fuckin pregnent?

by Lankey December 28, 2008

jewgolo

A male prostitute with special features. These men are always circumcised and often overcharge. Common features include curled locks, large noses and ears as well as propensity for mathematics.

This jewgolo told me it would cost $20 dollars, but I ended up paying $55. It almost felt like I was the one who got fucked in the ass.

by Bongman7 December 1, 2006

Jewmas

When Chanukah and Christmas overlap each other. Jewmas is the ultimate holdiay.

The next Jewmas will be in 2011 when one day of chanukah takes place on December 25th.

by AJ-16 December 11, 2009