Tulsa "Slut" King: The Unisex Jester: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tulsa "Slut" King: The Unisex Jester: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Jester

Anus

Ethical dilemma;

Do I:
A. Raid the chocolate I found that Sarah has bought for presents.

B. Raid Sarah’s vegan cookies.

C. Raid Sarah’s red wine

D. Meet her from the train with a kiss and take her up the Jester.

by EvilDrFish September 3, 2018

The Jester

The final member of the S.N.O.B. Court. They are they fourth in the line of succession to The S.N.O.B. Throne. Succeeded by a nub who is wise enough not to re-enlist.

ETN3: ARE YOU IN THE S.N.O.B. COURT?
MMN2: YES. I AM THE JESTER

by Adm. H.G. Rickover April 14, 2021

Frothy Jester

When your cousin Randy snowballs you after he sucks you dry, then makes an off color racist joke about N's and you laugh super hard, causing your mouth to become frothy with your own jizz.

Bruh, last week my cousin Randy held me down and sucked me off. I was pretty pissed but he gave me a frothy jester so it really lightened the mood.

by Rustier Buckets August 6, 2023

Jaylin The Jester

A flop ass bitch.

Person 1: ew... Is that Jaylin The Jester
Person 2: *gags* yea what a flop

by Totallynotvain September 11, 2020

polyester jester

Used as an insult for someone who buys cheap, clothes or products online— typically made of polyester, elastane and other synthetic materials.

Can refer to:
1. Someone who dresses head-to-toe in fast fashion from sites like Shein, Temu, Fashion Nova, AliExpress etc.

2. Someone who tries to save money by buying knockoff or low-cost versions of things (clothes, car seats, etc.), only to end up with shit-quality sweatshop slop.

“Fml. I am the polyester jester for getting this cheap hoodie off of Aliexpress because its synthetic fabric is trapping in all my sweat like a sauna”

by Sudokuloser July 12, 2025