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Jessica

A girl that constantly puts others before herself. Beautiful in every way possible, smart, and an all around amazing friend. Shes always there for you no matter what, she will constantly care about you. If she let's you in, keep her close. She will be a shoulder to cry on. If you find yourself a Jessica never let her go as that would most likely be the worst mistake in your life. I know I will never let her go. Her laugh is very contagious and no matter how you are talk when she laughs it will put a smile on your face. If you fall in love with her, it will be very hard to get over her. Shes a huge turtle enthusiast.
Guy:"Who's that girl over there?"
Me:"Oh that's Jessica, she's an amazing person."
by MoneyMan24689 February 10, 2019
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a jesscia is psycho crazy ass bitch who likes to throw things at her husband and break tvs she is a druggie and bad parent.
whoah did you see that crazy jessica running around
by sukmypoop March 6, 2020
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A so called woman, but she never, ever gives a man a second chance after glancing at porn. ANY other woman would give a man three chances, but stupid Jessica doesn't
Dad; Jessica caught me pounding off to porn on my porn machine last night.

Great grandson; Well there's nothing wrong with punching the clown. It's perfectly normal. In a way you wouldn't be normal if you didn't masturbate.

Dad; Yeah that shovel hog Jessica doesn't have a clue
by I'm here you're not June 1, 2017
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She has a big but
Jessica, I like your but.
by Spicerbot January 17, 2018
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he epic tiktoker you see on your for you page. She has a lot of hoes but stays loyal to her one and only squidward. #SQUIDISBAE Around her friends she is le epic and makes hilarious jokes. But around random ppl she likes to blend in by wearing CAMO. She hates the office with a passion bc of her worst friend patrick star. Her TikToks are le
epic and amazing. Also she is besties w the best person in the world which makes her also the best
DAMN JESSICA AND SQUIDWARD BE COUPLE GOALZZ
by tiny dancer July 12, 2019
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Jessica is a total heather. She will be there for you whenever you need her and she is very kind.
My best friend Jessica is a total heather
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Jessica is one of a kind. She's very generous and she has a kind heart. When you get close to a Jessica, she'll be very hard to get and she has a hard time loving people. If you make her a promise, she'll always remember. When you have a Jessica, don't let her go just because you thought she was toxic; she's been through a lot and just needs love. Take care of her and let her know you'll always be there for her.
"Hey who's that pretty girl over there?"
"Oh that's Jessica, if you want her, don't fuck it up."
by Lovelydovey November 24, 2018
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