A jelly bagel is very simply described as when a man, or woman has a tongue ring and eats out his or her partner's butthole, also known as a rimjob, until it bleeds.. It is called a Jelly Bagel because the butthole is the bagel and the tongue ring acts as the knife that spreads the jelly, which of course is the blood.. Bikers, as well as hardcore rockers, often like to use the Jelly Bagel as their main source of sexual arousment.
Austin: Damn Ben, that jelly bagel you gave me last night was intense. Im still feeling it this morning!!
Ben: Yehh, tell me about it..Im still cleaning the pubes and the blood off my tongue ring..
Austin: We are doing that again soon!!
Ben: Fo Sho!!
Ben: Yehh, tell me about it..Im still cleaning the pubes and the blood off my tongue ring..
Austin: We are doing that again soon!!
Ben: Fo Sho!!
by Tennessee's Finest July 25, 2009

by reagbo May 30, 2009

Means someone that is jealous of you. Originated in the bay area of California in the formation of the Hyphy-Movement.
Person 1: Man, that fool think he got money and all the hoes want him.
Person 2: Man, you need to quit suckin' on that jelly sickle. If hoes want him don't matter why. He got hoes quit hatin'.
Person 2: Man, you need to quit suckin' on that jelly sickle. If hoes want him don't matter why. He got hoes quit hatin'.
by Charlene Williams August 2, 2006

U Jelly is a phrase/meme used on forums, most commonly 4chan, to ask a person if they are jealous. It's usually accompanied by a picture of a guy with a smug smirk, with 'U Jelly?" Over his head.
It's used to ask forum goers are they jealous, because someone on the forum has something that others don't have, and they want to show it off, to make other people Jelly.
It's used to ask forum goers are they jealous, because someone on the forum has something that others don't have, and they want to show it off, to make other people Jelly.
Anonymous: I just got this limited edition version or Radiohead's, Kid A on vinyl, U Jelly?
Anonymous 2: Yes I very much am Jelly!
Anonymous 2: Yes I very much am Jelly!
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 12, 2010

by JP001 October 26, 2011

It's a female that first you lay, then you spread, resembling the motion of spreading jelly on toast. The vagina is also often thick and squishy like jelly. Is
by the sea vagina September 12, 2013

(1)Any substance used as lubrication for male masturbation. (2)Jack Jelly: A specific masturbation product for men in the Gun Oil line by Empowered Products, Inc.
by lanstopher March 6, 2009
