jeb-I master

The master of all "bellends" or more frequently used "nob heads".
Origininted from the British slang word "jeb"

Mum : you seen that big bugger over there?. Hes an absolute Jeb-I master.
Daughter: what's a Jeb-I mum
Mum: your father

by GooniesNEVER_D13 October 9, 2022

jeb

When a job is a mission impossible but you'll still get it done

Oh, he's done a jeb with the misso

by Makka Sanders March 30, 2023

Jeb

An Amish virgin who is also autistic.

Hey is that Jerold?

Yeah, he's such a Jeb.

by Silverlolilover69 October 28, 2019

Jebbing it

Strolling through life without a care typically playing roblox and being racist all day

"Did lucas get that job?" "Nah he's still Jebbing it"

by yunggoat011 February 4, 2024

jeb jacket

yer foreskin

i lost my jeb jacket after getting it caught in my zipper

by THERESLBRIZZLE March 20, 2024

Jeb

Someone who's always lost. 5'10, white, skinny, pale. Jeb loves to stare at people. He is desperate to understand what is going on around him, but is always confused. Poor Jeb. He is popular and has many girlfriends.

babe, what's jeb doing?
he's looking at a tennis ball

Who's that guy staring at me?
Jeb. He's autistic

Who's that guy staring at me?
Probably Jeb. He's autistic.

by unluckydog May 29, 2024

Jeb

Someone who likes to suck the life out of people, has a hot cousin, eats cottage cheese, looks like john mayer , makes fun of “accents”, resides in illofnoise

fuck all jebs

by iwanttoeatriley August 14, 2022