Hertog Jan

A dutch beer , but much better than Heineken

dude 1 : yo man check this out I just bought a case of heineken
dude 2 : omfg you f*cking noob , go buy hertog jan!

by Wedged April 26, 2006

Jan 23

XXXTENTACION birthday were black or dark blue to Represent his loss

Today is Jan 23

by YourMomIsGaySon718 January 23, 2020

jan 3

The day where you lick someone.

Hey! It's Sophia! lets lick her cause its jan 3rd!

by YoNoodles-_ November 18, 2019

Jan Spears

1) an evil, conniving bitch
2) a giant slut

Shannon is such a Jan Spears!!

by Belle Black October 9, 2004

jan-albert

Jan-Albert is a South African guy's name. Jan-Albert is one of the hottest guys you'll ever set your eyes on. He has a way with the girls. He usually falls for the girl he's known the longest, his best friend. He will love talking to her about their past, all the fun times they had as children, he loves that kind of talks. That's one of the reasons why it's so easy to talk to Jan-Albert or begin a conversation with him. He actually is a real softy, but doesn't like to show it that much. He's one of the kindest people out there, with the best laugh. So, in conclusion, this dude is literally the best and loved by everyone.

Friend: Gosh, he's literally perfect!
Her: Yeah, such a Jan-Albert!

by anoninam August 16, 2017

Jan Martinez

Jan Martinez is the hottest most handsome boyfriend you will ever have. He is the best with girls and an amazing fucker. He is a great friend who will help all the midgets because he is really tall. He is kind and caring and you don't want to do anything with his girl or he will beat you. He is very sporty and strong. A great fighter who you can't defeat

I had great sex last night

With who

Jan Martinez

Of course it's good sex, he is the BEST

by lolololaposajjfhasgdhk,bsd. October 25, 2018

Jan-Ockie

He has a very rare name that makes it impossible for the average human being to fully comprehend the full meaning of this unnaturally meaningful name. There are not many people who have the extreme power of having this name, but those who do, are basically the perfect form of humanity in every way, shape and form.

Wow honey that looks like a very Jan-Ockie dress.

by Extremely yes May 16, 2020