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jakey

the guy who every girl dies to have in their life. without him, life would be a mistake. you'd wonder why your on this planet. with him, he gives you everything that you can ever need and want. jakey knows how to treat a girl, especially his girlfriend. he will give her everything she needs, and all the attention that she wants. jakey will know right off the bat what makes you happy, and what will make you smile. and he will do anything to do those things all the time. he is always there for you no matter what, and will make you feel loved, and protected. he is overall amazing, caring, sweet, (mine), adorable, hot, charming, handsome, hot, sweet, (still mine).
"susan, do you wish you had a boyfriend?"

"yeah! i wish i had jakey."
by my love is jakey November 25, 2011
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Jakey

Messed up or inoperable.
I’d google it, but this WiFi is jakey.
by Chuckegirl July 5, 2018
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JakePaulers

A group of mentally retarted children who blindly follow their great and mighty leader Snake Paul. Steer clear of the Jake Paul fanbase, or your braincells may explode.
Look! It's a group of JakePaulers acting like brain dead zombies!
by summer18 March 5, 2018
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Jakey-Pooh

A person who really likes chocolate but can’t have it for 1.5 years, yet secretly eats it without shame.
“You can’t eat chocolate for 1.5 years
Oh no, i’m Gonna be just like Jakey-Pooh”
by Jennifer Quintana March 6, 2019
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Jakedasnake

A guy who can’t play 2k19 for his life and is doo doo with a pure stretch four
Jakedasnake likes a guy named Perrin
by Jake da snake June 17, 2019
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Jakey

A tri-headed penis that, when one head is cut off, two grow in its place, giving the owner the ability to have sex with more and more girls depending on how many times he cuts off his penis
Last night I had sex with all three of your sisters at the same time using my Jakey
by chickenpoop37 October 18, 2013
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jakaya

Jakaya is pretty, crazy most of the time, loyal and went with a boy named Charleston and liked lavar but dont fuck with him no more
Hey that is Jakaya
by Jakaya December 6, 2016
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