brown jalapeno

A sex act involving eating a large amount of chili. Then taking a dump in your partners mouth.

She totally gave me a Brown Jalapeno last night.

by Frogbert March 5, 2008

Jalapeno handjob

When you hope that burn is from the chilies she's been chopping...Jerking off or touching your junk with capsicum on your hands.

Dude, just gave myself a jalapeno handjob.

I told you not to jerk off after making salsa! You better put some milk on that shit, yo!

by Shuaman April 17, 2017

Jalepeno Buttsex

After the act of anal sex, one discovers shortly after that it burns very badly to pee. Commonly confused with gonorrhea. But the real problem is a jalepeno seed stuck in your urethra.

You: "I fucked a mexican in the ass raw-dog last night. I though I picked up the clap, but I realized it was just a jalepeno seed."

Your buddy: "That's what we call Jalepeno Buttsex bro."

by Hamtown December 2, 2010

Jalapendejo

Someone who thinks that Jalapeno's are the hottest form of chili pepper, and says so frequently.

Stew: "These jalapeno's are the hottest peppers EVAR!"

Chad: Dude, you are such a jalapendejo! Everyone knows the hottest pepper is the Bhut Jolokia!

by Merrrrrrrp July 11, 2012

Jalapeno

A word used to describe someone that is unable to pronounce their own name.

Sarah: Jade is such a 'Jalapeno'
Laura: Yeh I know, what kind of person doesn't know how to pronounce their own surname?

by Drake1989 July 17, 2011

Jalapeno

A pimp in Visalia.

hey....i seen Jalapeno the other day.

by jalapeno July 17, 2003

Jalapeno Popper

When a man is about to go down on a woman after eating something spicy

Woman: Ooooooh.... oooooooh. ooohh.. ow.. Ow...OW! WHAT THE FUCK!!! IT BURNS!!!
Man: Sorry babe, it was 60 cent wing night at BWW.
Woman: YOU COULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT FIRST?!
Man: Just think of it as a Jalapeno Popper.... hehe.

by Go To Church September 9, 2014