jolokia

Jolokia is also known as ghost chilli.
It is the worlds hottest chilli

The Indian military may have a new weapon against terrorism;the words hottest Chilli aka jolokia

by Froggy💔🐸 July 11, 2021

Bhut Jolokia

A guy with gawgeous curls and eyes like the mediterranean sea, some call him Zeus but I call him Sebastian.

All the ladies swoon over him until one day an evil monkey witch sees him flirting in the distance and she get's jealous, sooo incredibly jealous. She decides to put a curse on him so that whenever he lusts over another woman, he will turn into a bhut jolokia. All the ladies laugh at him as he becomes a big ol red bhut, poor thing.

Then one day a lady falls in love with him, she sees him not as a bhut but for what he truly is, a man. They kiss and BAAMM a chef picks him up and puts him in his curry. That man is known as Gordon Ramsey.

Chef 1: Hi, sir. I present you my dish. Enjoy.
Gordon: What the bloody hell do you call this?! THERE'S NO BHUT JOLOKIA U FOOL

by OfficialFelicityjones November 22, 2021

Jookia

A huggable scripter that is not great a scripting

Munch A Crunch BUNCHA Jookia!

by Gikon November 14, 2007

Jolokian tubes

Its a form of birth control to which you jam a bunch of jolikia ghost peppers up into some chicks uturus To burn out any kids you left behind. If this is done to a casual sexual partner and you cut off contact after said joloking you are said to have “Jolikia ghost peckered” her.

Tiffany kept getting knocked up so I hit her with the ole Jolokian tubes and ghost peckered her.

by TheeWaterboy September 28, 2020

Joloking

The frantic jerking of a good friends meat for 13 days straight causing possible tears.

I'm in the process of joloking my good friend here, Jim.

by GhostO'Dire October 8, 2024