Invisible Tophat

Where during the act of love, the male inconspicuously jizzes into the victims hair. So when the act of love is complete, the victim walks away unknowingly victimized.

Only two people in the world that are known to down this is:
1. The flash
2. Ryan Reynolds!

Due to the fact that Ryan Reynolds does not fuck. For he skull fucks the victims viciously. Where the victim is blinded by either physical damage, due to where he jabbed their eye sockets. Or where the victim is blinded by love!

-Ryan Reynolds blinded me by love, and know everybody is laughing at me!

- Invisible Tophat

by Nigger,Man October 28, 2010

invisible hand

A natural force of nature that acts as a balancing mechanism when too much or too little of something occurs.

Originally used as an economics term, this can be also applied to any situation in which imbalance is restored to equilibrium without overt actions by someone.

After the juggalo convention began, the invisible hand of doom brought the ceiling down upon their fat painted heads.

Roy's incredibly foul body odor acted like an invisible hand repelling any person coming near him, which was fine by him since he hated people anyway.

by lank crankfurter June 9, 2004

invisible hand

In Adam Smith's The Wealth of Nations, he describes an "invisible hand" which is a metaphor for the idea that people acting in their own private interests will improve society as a whole. This principle of capitalism is an integral part of the modern market economy.

...every individual necessarily labours to render the annual revenue of the society as great as he can. He generally, indeed, neither intends to promote the public interest, nor knows how much he is promoting it. By preferring the support of domestic to that of foreign industry, he intends only his own security; and by directing that industry in such a manner as its produce may be of the greatest value, he intends only his own gain, and he is in this, as in many other cases, led by an invisible hand to promote an end which was no part of his intention. Nor is it always the worse for the society that it was no part of it. By pursuing his own interest he frequently promotes that of the society more effectually than when he really intends to promote it. I have never known much good done by those who affected to trade for the public good. (Smith, <U>An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Nations</U>)

by Graham MacFarlane June 10, 2004

more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM

something that is pretty damn invisible!

Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.

by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011

The invisible hand

A masturbation technique of sitting on your hand until it is numb, so that it feels like it is someone else.

I tried the invisible hand last night, but it didn't work for me

by Redsword1996 May 3, 2015

The Invisible Closet

When everyone know's a guy is gay, but he refuses to come out of the closet.

Jeff: Oh my God, Becca, your shoes are sooo fabulous!!!
Rebecca: JEFF! Come out of the invisible closet already!

by Creative@College April 11, 2010

Invisible girlfriend syndrome

Guys whom use photos of females they dont know to pretend to family and friends they have a girlfriend . Abbreviated to IGS

That dude's single. Nah he showed me a photo of his girlfriend. Dude ! He downloaded that pic of the net. Ahhh so he's got invisible girlfriend syndrome then....... Yep.

by geester June 2, 2016