inventioneer

> noun
a completely "not made up" profession formed when a breakaway group of new inventors sought to distance themselves from "traditional inventors" by inventing a more legitimate sounding job description

HOT GIRL AT PARYY: So, Suzy said you're like, an inventor?

TRADITIONAL INVENTOR: Yeah that's right, did Suzy..

HOT GIRL AT PARTY: Just fuck off mate. Loser.

vs.

INVENTIONEER: Yeah I'm the Lead Inventioneer for HNC Health.

HOT GIRL AT PARTY: Oh wow. You must be really rich.

INVENTIONEER: Yeah I hardly even work these days... Just come in for the big jobs really...

HOT GIRL AT PARTY: Me and my girlfriend s were just about to go back to Suzy's for a girls hot-tub and champagne party. You wanna...

by dr snorpuss November 17, 2016

Incertion

The word 'Incertion' also means 'Insertion' which for instance is the final step in the ad proposal process; when an incertion/insertion order is signed, it represents a commitment from advertisement seller to run a campaign for its customer.

"The incertion of the form is required before departure."

by ADBMAR July 26, 2018

Invergordon

A little town in the north of Scotland that's full of smackheads, cruise ships and oil rigs.

"Oh, you had an encounter with those Invergordon kids? You poor thing."

by bumblaster69 July 16, 2022

Napolian insertion

its where you have a hole in the front of your pants and the girl you are with has a hole in the back of her pants, as she sits down on your lap your junk goes straight up her ass!

The girl that was just sittin on my lap got a Napolian insertion.

by a wee little boy March 23, 2010

Personal Inversion

The act of taking a dump so large the anal cavity falls out and sucks itself back in again.

He who shalt not be named, had a personal inversion when he was in the rest room.

by Tunicks R Fun! December 7, 2010

Bit investigator

Some one who is investigating the viability of bit coins and other crypto currency's. A person with a general interest

Maitland the Bit investigator believes Cyrpto messages may be more interesting.

by RMEasshole November 5, 2013

Erectile Inversion

In the act of a blowjob. The giving partner suddenly bites the shaft and yanks down, ripping off the skin of the penis and essentially turning it inside out.

"Bro, my girl Shanesha gave me an erectile inversion."

by Valterain June 22, 2015