infinite dab

The infinite dab is a dance in fortnite and the best geometry dash level ever

Infinite dab, ya yeet!!!

by Thevideoguy January 13, 2019

Infiniti

Pretty on the outside, dated on the inside. Infiniti used to make proper luxury cars capable of competing against Mercedes-Benz, Jaguar and Lexus, but their aging offerings paired with horrible interiors that wouldn't even look good in 2013 ruin the vibe. A shame, because the QX50, Q50 and Q60 are very sleek cars on the outside. Hopefully they get their shit together and start making competent luxury vehicles again, because Infiniti now is a shell of its former self. Stan Genesis and Mercedes for clear skin ✨

Hannah: I'm officially a soccer mom now, I just got a 2018 Infiniti QX60.
Jessica: Nice! We have one too!
Olivia: Girl... not the outdated ass engine and the CVT speaking. Next caller, bitch.

by henryfromny July 2, 2021

infinite monkey theory

The now debunked theory that if you give an infinite number of monkeies an infinite number of typewriters, they will reproduce the works of Shakespeare, possibly Steinbeck, Tom Clancy, and the source code to Windows.

"It has been theorized that an infinite number of monkeys banging on an infinite number of typewriters would eventually reproduce the written works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this is not true." ~Kurt Vonnegut

by Andorr Gholorm September 14, 2003

infinite lists

A hella cut guy with red hair that she be known as the face of Free time. He's not fake, more like the realist person you"ll ever know. You always get a smile out of watching his videos and livestreams.

Hey, let's watch infinite lists

by Aiesha23 June 8, 2019

infinistache

A mustache which connects, either along the jawline or along the upper cheek, with the sideburns before continuing over the ears and around the back of the head. Note that the remainder of the head must be shaved to qualify as an infinistache.

He's not bald, he has an infinistache!

by Mikey-D November 5, 2009

infinitied

adj. (in-FIN-i-tahyd)
1. A win situation.
2. A result where everyone is tied for first place, thus everybody wins.

To our surprise, we were infinitied since the chips could be evenly divided amongst us.

by BaTycoon February 15, 2010

infinibum

A smoker who never buys their own cigarettes. They support their habit by constantly bumming smokes from their friends with the promise of returning the favor (Which will never happen).

Friend 1 : Hey man can i bum a smoke? I'll hit you up later.
Friend 2 : Man, the fuck you will, everyone knows your an infinibum!

by Zichlone April 3, 2010