Insexticated

To be distracted while driving in ones vehicle while sending sexts (erotic and arousing texts) through a cell phone.

The insexticated man crashed his vehicle because he was sexting and not paying attention to the road.

by Captain K & Katball January 5, 2012

injectulation

The act of squirting the contents of a semen filled syringe at a woman, especially if she's in a department store in Asheville, such as Kohl's.

"The injectulation was complete. The syringe was emptied and the dress was soiled."

by neurospasm April 22, 2013

[Insert your name here]

Some dumbass who looked up their name on Urban Dictionary.

insert your name here looked up their name on Urban Dictionary, what a dumbass.

by Kid with assburgars March 1, 2019

shwag infection

when you have kind bud in a bag and put shwag weed in with it, the pleasant smelling kind bud loses its wonderful fragrance and smells just like the shwag. The taste of the kind bud is usually also downgraded but, luckily the buzz factor stays.

THERE IS NO CURE

Dude, this weed looks so good but it smells like shit. It must have a shwag infection.

by King Pinch October 10, 2009

deep seat injection

A prank where you pull yourself down on a foam chair, fart, and switch chairs with your friend or enemy. When they sit on the dsi’d chair the smell puffs out. What a surprise!

My chair smells like shit, maybe Seat got a deep seat injection (dsi) by my shitty coworkers.

by Shitty Nick February 20, 2020

blabber infection

The condition that a person who goes "blah blah blah" suffers from.

Acute verbosity, manifested in meaningless blabber.

"After girls-night, she invariably comes back with home a blabber infection. I cannot get her to stop talking"

by the_saurus October 20, 2012

insecurity

A feeling affecting many people in society. Often spawns sluts, attention whoring, and controlling boyfriends. To blame for many of the problems in society.

Rob's constant homophobic jokes reveals his insecurity in his manhood.

by David M. Kennedy July 25, 2006