IMpossibilities

Combine adj. & noun to attain ironical/iconical contrast in instant messaging

Ts s a conglomerate of IMpossibilities: Drunk therapist, Nawty nurse.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Mission impossible

To Tell Your Friend To Look At Something Then Quickly Ejaculate On There Back In A Public Area.

Oh shit man sams wearing the shirt that I did a mission impossible on Hopefully he doesn’t find out.

by RxE454 August 1, 2023

Impossibilities

Suck a corn nut soft

Just when you think there is are no impossibilities in life try to suck a corn nut soft!

by Vendetta_driven_gal July 21, 2023

Impossible

Silent Circles

That's a impossible

by jajajjajajjajaja August 28, 2021

Impossible

Replacing my amazing and vewy cwute girlfriend :3

Me: "Replacing you is the definition of impossible"

Eedy: "awww"

by HoaxCanCraft January 24, 2023

Impossible mission

A San Jose type of activity that involves 2 or more bored af individuals that have absolutely nothing to do and nowhere to go but decide to walk or drive hella miles round-trip for no particular reason at all, but thinking, Hell with it, maybe something could pop off.

Every time people end up in jail it's always because of some impossible mission people get sent on where people want to pretend to be chasing them.

by Adub408 July 13, 2023

Impossible Bridge

A bridge that is impossible (impassable) during high water.

We just drove over the impossible bridge.

by itsmenotjames December 7, 2024