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insta-lurking

The act of looking through someone's Instagram account, going past 30 weeks and not liking a single post.
Guy 1; Bro I was looking through this one girls account for 2 hours.
Guy 2; Dude that's intense. Did you like any of her pics?
Guy 1; no way man I was 56 weeks into that shit.

Guy 2; so you were insta-lurking.
by Jackthebossdudebro January 19, 2016
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Instructinar

(N) The presentation of instructional material via a digital and/or prerecorded platform.

(V) Instructinaring. The act of presenting or creating an instructinar.
Maeve won’t let me listen to Colbert cuz she is being all responsible and doing an instructinar.
by Teacher Smith August 28, 2020
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Instacunt

A woman who's emotions turn from happy (or at least normal) to raging cunt in the blink of an eye for no apparent or good reason.
I was minding my own business when she turned instacunt on me.

We were getting along just fine, when all of a sudden she went instacunt on me and told me to get the fuck out.
by BizzyBlond October 8, 2009
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Instacart

A grocery delivery service where some stranger drives to your house with the groceries you order on it.
I need some stuff but I have to take care of my grandma for the day. I'll just Instacart it.
by legal4s April 14, 2021
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Instant Youtube Sensation

Any Youtube video that has achieved:
1. Millions of hits instantaneously.
2. A cult following or numerous parodies on other televised media.
3. Provoked numerous responses or imitations in a short amount of time.
Common examples of instant Youtube sensations include the Star Wars kid, Crazy frog, Cadbury gorilla and recent eyebrow advert, Sarah Silverman's "fucked Matt Damon" sketch, etcetera. Basically any video that matches the definition.
by Firelovesugar March 18, 2009
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Perverse instantiation

Perverse instantiation came upon the designer of sky net , once the machines started to take over the world.
by Davidsea December 4, 2016
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instain

Apparent misspelling of the word 'insane'.

Originates from the "How is babby formed" Flash cartoon of 2 cavemen discussing how babies are formed.
The cartoon got it's 'text' from a Yahoo Question.
"How is babby formed?
how is babby formed?
how girl get pregnant?

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?
it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots"
by Wir March 6, 2008
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