hummer

A blow job which incorporates a gentle humming while performing the duty to increase stimulation.

My husband asked me to give his boss a hummer to thank him for giving him a promotion.

by Belinda November 5, 2004

hummel hammer

1. To put your own fecies and a sock and strike another person/people in the face.

2. slang

shit in a sock and hit someone in the face.

Oh last night when john wasn't looking i did a hummel hammer to the back of his head.

by bamzcky April 10, 2005

road hummer

performing oral sex on a male whose is driving.

Hank," Can I get a road hummer while driving to our vacation spot?"

Sarah, " I don't know. Aren't road hummers dangerous? Your supposed to be driving."

by humina121212 May 25, 2008

hummeshole

To fuck with angrisity on the pussy.

"I hummesholed Lisa yesterday. It was sweet!"

by Lisahummeshole121 May 29, 2009

Humdelee Fase Hase Humbai

A Haitian proverb that translates roughly into:

You look like a duck.

Avi: Humdelee Fase Hase Humbai

Trevon: I know :(

by Avi (AlmightySev) September 29, 2009

hummer h2

restore your manhood

If you have short man syndrome, then The Hummer H2 is your small penis mobile

by Angelino December 3, 2007

Hucker

One who throws himself/herself wildly through the air and does not land on his/her feet.

Holy shit that kid Fred is a damn hucker! He got like 10 feet of air but then landed on his spleen and totaled his wrist!

by Fred Murphy May 13, 2005