human

Self-absorbed animals in clothes.

Chimpanzee: This planet might actually be pretty cool if those pompous, pretentious, selfish humans weren't running around like they owned the show. Wait, I'm an animal... how the hell am I talking?

by TheVoiceOfReason July 6, 2005

human boombox

when you carry a midget over your shoulder and they sing gangsta rap while you walk down the street.

Yesterday me and my homie took the human boombox out when we walked down El Cajon Blvd.

by midgetlover123 December 15, 2011

human bath mats

its that thing of when, like, midgets have dreadlocks & they lay face down on the floor.

stefon: have you heard about new york's hottest club, SLASH?
tranny oakley: no, why? is it any good, stefon?
stefon: any good?! they have a party room filled with human bath mats!

by stefonlovesbabydj May 18, 2010

Humaliated

Intense humiliation experienced when you are the spouse of a public figure that is nationally and/or internationally exposed for lewd and lascivious behavior.

Huma Abedin must be so humaliated by her husband's Weinergate publicity. So glad Hillary Clinton is there for moral support!

by WordCurious June 17, 2011

human urinal

a person that likes to act as a urinal and drinks / gets pissed on

Jane: where r u going?
Tom: to piss
Jane: my mouths open
Tom: 0.0

by anonymous October 21, 2004

Human Fire Hydrants

When a high wasted midget wears red pants and have a big ass.

SNL skit with Bill Hader and Seth Myers where Stefon says a club Twice has thought of everything including human fire hydrants

by KIDKIDOOO April 25, 2010

Human Futon

A friendly girl who enjoys showering with entire athletic teams and has more random guys pass out on her than a Frat room futon.

Wow Katy, you and the entire football team? You are such a human futon.

by Hey Buddy July 2, 2008