The holy shit

When a bearded Jesus looking motherfucker takes a shit on your lawn like the annoying neighbours cat and just fucks off

What the holy shit

by Dangermou5e October 15, 2020

Holy Cat Shit!

Angry Exclaimation.

HOLY CAT SHIT! Look at that long ass drive thru line!

by Sndromofadwn March 7, 2011

Holy shit

God's duckas.

I saw Him say, "Let there be holy shit." And there was. And the holy shit was good.

by seanthebeloved July 26, 2011

Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.

President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022

Holy Shit

When a man takes a dump so large that it causes him to ejaculate.

Dude, that dump was so massive it made me come. Holy Shit!

by Genny2genny January 8, 2021

The Holy Shit

When, due to a combination of excessive horniness and constipation, one spontaneously ejaculates (for a man while still soft, see shooting from the hip) during an especially strenuous attempt to excrete.

Friend 1: Dude I'm worried that mac and cheese is going to cause me to take The Holy Shit
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster

by user31415 January 12, 2021

Holy Shit.

Normally grace and order are used to create something Holy and connected to the divine. When chaos and brutality are used, but there is no less absolute value to the connection to the divine, people shout "Holy Shit!"

That daredevil is going to jump 22 stairs on a scooter; Holy Shit. she landed it!

by Arbitron February 13, 2021