An individual who dedicates there day to hoarding the attention of penis across the globe using social media. This practice is normally undergone by adding random people and provocatively implying physical attraction to a number of them simultaneously without actually engaging in sexual intercourse with any. often this predators will hunt the weak, if your face looks like it gave birth to its own nose be warned, she could even be a black man named steve.
that bitch is on an fb cock hoard
your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve
your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve
by themuffler May 14, 2015
Get the Social Media Cock Hoardermug. Someone who collects compromising anecdotes and personal Achilles' heel tales from friends and acquaintances for boosting his or her own morale and for possible weaponizing at some critical later date.
Don't kid yourself about Carol being a good listener. She's an emotional hoarder, and anything you told her while you were inebriated at that party will eventually come back to haunt you.
by Rich Hersh February 27, 2024
Get the emotional hoardermug. A jackass who spends so much time drunk and surfing internet pornography that they piss in bottles for months at a time, resulting in a large collection of fetid piss bottle strewn about their whole house.
by No Mercy May 23, 2025
Get the Piss Bottle Hoardermug. A "Dock Hoarder" is a term for the game Rust, referring to people who own multiple tugboats, submarines, and regular rhibs and keep them at the fishing village.
Naked 1: Man, I've been trying to get a tugboat all day but the Dock Hoarders have them.
Naked 2: Man I fucking hate Dock Hoarders.
Naked 2: Man I fucking hate Dock Hoarders.
by TriggerJug July 11, 2023
Get the Dock Hoardermug. by MinocquaFuck May 31, 2021
Get the Hoarder of Godmug. Someone who hogs all the jacks in a card game for their own selfish gains. Particularly in team card games such as euchre.
Adam : I think I have a good hand we can get this trick
Joe: yeah only if I'm not being a jack hoarder in this b yah
Joe: yeah only if I'm not being a jack hoarder in this b yah
by dethj4y February 22, 2011
Get the jack hoardermug. Large pile of useless and un-used things that have found a place that neither they belong to nor any coherent order by which they were placed while physically located as a homogenous group of items that have endearment value to the collector.
I stopped over at Matt's house but had to turn back once I realized I would run out of oxygen trying to scales his hoarder heap. I saw a few bodies scatters on my way up the trail. I guess at that altitude when you you have not prepared properly at base camp the trek can be especially dangerous even in the off season. Crazy what some people go through to savior a memory.
by Ankle-sprain December 31, 2021
Get the hoarder heapmug.