holy demented shit 

-a state of being amazed
-state of being frustrated
-when something is so retardedly hilarious

-I want you to write 5 pages about giraffes.
-HOLY DEMENTED SHIT!

-I don't get it...
-Holy demented shit

-I pissed myself in school...
-LMAO! HOLY DEMENTED SHIT, THATS HILARIOUS!

holy demented shit by Nicole February 19, 2004

Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit 

YTF R THERE SO MANY DEFINITIONS FOR SHIT?????????? WHY??????????? HM???????

Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit..... Why?!?!??
...........
*promptly dies*
Mother: Son, are you okay?
Sister: Yeah, he'll be fine, he's just sleeping.
Mother: ok.
Sister: *slips knife into his heart to make sure he stays dead*
Father: *notices*
Father: Holy fucking shit! What happened? WHO KILLED HIM? HMMM??????!?!?
Sister: He was probably depressed and killed himself, a lot of people do that these days. I don't know why. Dibs on his savings and allowance!
Father: WE HAVEN'T EVEN EATEN DINNER YET, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! NOT YET!
Mother: Honey! Calm down!

Father: *faints*
Mother and Sister: *goes on eating dinner silently, ignore both of the bodies.*

Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit by PORGSSSS May 10, 2023

Holy fuckin shit! 

When something great or something bad happens. Something out of the ordinary.

" That dude just hit that truck. Holy fuckin shit!.

Holy fuckin shit! by ~§hadow~ November 22, 2016

holy fucking shit 

What happens when young Asian males attempt to increase their penis length with a pair of pliers, a rope and a Honda motorcycle, concluding in the dismemberment of a perfectly normal 3 inch penis.

Holy fucking shit, I feel like as if I've lost my viriginity once again to an angry midget!

holy fucking shit by ekoshyun July 1, 2003

HOLY FRICKING SHIT:bangbang: IS THAT A MOTHERFRICKING JOJO REFERENCE?1!1!JOJO IS THE BEST FRICKING ANIME JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS :sunglasses:Yo Angelo! Oh you’re approaching me:question:But it was me, Dio:bangbang::joy: 

1. HOLY SHIT IS THIS A FRICKIN JOJO REFRENECE?!

PERSON 1 Is that a frickin jojo refrence?! HOLY FRICKING SHIT:bangbang: IS THAT A MOTHERFRICKING JOJO REFERENCE?1!1!JOJO IS THE BEST FRICKING ANIME JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS :sunglasses:Yo Angelo! Oh you’re approaching me:question:But it was me, Dio:bangbang::joy: PERSON 2 frickin jojotard...

HOLY FRICKING SHIT:bangbang: IS THAT A MOTHERFRICKING JOJO REFERENCE?1!1!JOJO IS THE BEST FRICKING ANIME JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS :sunglasses:Yo Angelo! Oh you’re approaching me:question:But it was me, Dio:bangbang::joy: by Reimuudesu January 22, 2021

Holy Turd Shit! 

An exclamation one would make when experiencing something life threatening and survive.

*blindfolded person throws three knives and missed kid*

Kid: Holy Turd Shit!!!!

Holy Turd Shit! by The Accountable Badass July 20, 2010

holy double shit 

This is used to add emphasis to Holy Shit when it is used more then once.

Holy Shit shit look at that porsche, Holy Double shit, theres another one!

holy double shit by shankydanky August 7, 2006