The highest level of straightness that a man can obtain. The mere presence of this caliber of pure Man causes womens' clothing to shoot off, turns dikes straight, and makes fags shrivel and weep.
by Braithwait July 27, 2006
The absolute scum of the earth
According to Tumblr, they're all racist, sexist, homophobic, and transphobic.
According to Tumblr, they're all racist, sexist, homophobic, and transphobic.
God I hate Heterosexual Cisgendered Caucasian Males, they all are scum. I heard one justify the pink tax, by saying they're all different the other day. The dude is just a neckbeard MRA. Domestic Violence towards men doesn't exist, I hope they all die. Up with XX down with XY, the world has no use for these racist, anti-lgbt, misogynistic bellands.
Btw, if this entry offended you, just remember this is a joke. I don't think Cis Straight White Men are bad people.
Btw, if this entry offended you, just remember this is a joke. I don't think Cis Straight White Men are bad people.
by Whythisword October 16, 2020
A short-term condition in which a person is attracted to the opposite, which is fatal without treatment.
My dad caught AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) yesterday. He's in the hospital right now.
Oh god, that sounds awful. I hope he gets better.
Oh god, that sounds awful. I hope he gets better.
by thatpersonchase October 28, 2020
My woke feminazi professor stated that white heterosexual American males deserve to be put into ghettos. The college dean expelled anyone who disagreed with the professor. USA colleges hadwoke college contests where purple painted fairies, feminazi, and minorities have anti-whte heterosexual males parade every weekend. Evergreen College and Berkeley University are strong contenders.
by queensburykid October 1, 2022
Howdy my heterosexual homeslice
by boop a snoot December 1, 2017
A label for someone who is sexually and romantically attracted to people of the opposite gender, but only romantically attracted to all other genders.
by Fucked_up_inside November 3, 2023
A person who is heterosexual only because they use pronouns to describe romantic partners regardless if the pronoun fits the partners true gender.
by The worst English student February 23, 2022