Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings. Does not know who he is. Is not 6'4 he is 6'2 at best. Is currently in a relationship with his dog Petunia. Also thinks this dad joke is the best dad joke ever told by Ashton Irwin, "What do you call a man with a rubber toe...Roberto."

" Hi we're 5 seconds of SummER, SummA... Hey we're 5 Seconds of SummA, and these are our dad jokes, I dOnT kNoW wHo I aM!" ~Luke Hemmings

by notthebestdrummerintheworld July 26, 2020

Makenzie Hemminger

The strongest, most gorgeous, funniest woman in the world she is absolutely outstanding and draws everyone in that she knows she’ll never know how much she means to her friends and family she is selfless and a true treasure to know

Who is someone that deserves the world ?

Everyone: Makenzie Hemminger

by Reba mustang August 30, 2021

Selective hearing

When you're in a zone and you're only able to hear what your mind is focused on. Others think you're ignoring them when they talk but the truth is they failed to gain your attention first.

My wife swears I was ignoring her but I have selective hearing, my attention was on the TV and I was completely unaware she was talking to me.

by Zoned all the way out November 24, 2021

crack heating

Act of warming your hands by putting them in your buttcrack

It's so cold outside, he had to use crack heating to warm his hands.

by psudorandom December 24, 2022

Selective Gay Hearing

when a person only hears or thinks he hears you when you make a gay or homosexual remarks about you, himself, or those around him

Friend 1: "hey tim you wanna go bowling with me and alyshia tonight?
what friend 2 heard :"gosh all I really want is a big fat cock up my gay ass"
friend 2 has Selective Gay Hearing

by ASSEATER6969696969696969 October 23, 2018

Hearing Aid Beige

That matt fawn colour that resembles nicotine stained cream paint, you only find the old NHS hearing aids in this colour as no self respecting person would pay good money to have any item of this dull colour.

her personality is so plain it could be described as hearing aid beige...

by Moggsy James July 1, 2010

Hearing-AIDS

What could possibly happen when you have unprotected ear sex.

George: hey man, did you hear about Charlie.

Mayo: No, what happened?

George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head.

by silverlemur December 9, 2008