Hallett

A person that is incredibly awful at sports, goes for the Mercedes F1 Team and is always taking everything too literally. This means that he is the one guy in the group people just cannot understand.

That guy Hallett goes for that Mercedes team bro.

by huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuususdydf May 31, 2021

Haslett

Not a fag farm. Not very many car accidents, or druggies. A very cool place to live. Lots of cool people to hang with.

Man 1: Haslett is AWESOME!
Man 2: Ya I LOVE living here.
Woman: Ya its cool.

by Morgan January 11, 2005

Hamlet

Having sex from behind using the top part of a womans butt. Like titty fucking but with the ass.

Yo that girls ass is bangin- i'd love to give her the Hamlet.

by Adam Padgett December 21, 2008

hamlette

A bubbly, coffee-drinking creature that is part hamster and part omlette.

Look at that hamlette bounce around! She must have just had some caffeine.

by Beth October 5, 2004

hazlett

Very obnoxious and never knows when to quit.

Damn it Hazlett, stop trying to stick your dick in my vagina!!!

by Jesus June 4, 2003

Hamlet

A shakespearean play about the character of the same name who attempts to avenge his father's death. It would be pretty good, if it were not written in freaking early modern english. It has since been made better, by being converted into an episode of The Simpsons. Written for the sole purpose of tormenting high school students. Taught by teachers, especially Mr. Newcombe, for the sole purpose of tormenting high school students. Not as good as it is purported to be.

To be, or not to be; that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And, by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep -
No more, and by sleep to say we end
the heartache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to - 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep.
To sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil
Must give us pause.

by Carter May 18, 2005

hazlehurst

Amusingly superficial person.

Dude, I know a guy who just bought a '91 beamer with 150,000 miles on it.

What a hazlehurst.

by Dharma Bum April 12, 2004