hamrotch

The portion of the leg which attaches to the crotch. Between you hamstring and your crotch. Hamrotch.

After riding a motorcycle all day my hamrotch was really sore.

by AuDigger26 May 9, 2018

Hardoom

A stagnant pool of waste most commonly found in Modern Warfare 2. It will complain and ridicule you based on your performance, even if you do better than it.

Joe :Hey wanna play some MW2 today Tom?
Tom: Yeah as long as we don't run into a Hardoom.
Joe: Oh true, maybe we should go get food instead.
Tom: Yeah sounds great, Hardooms don't go outside

by itsELP December 11, 2018

Harborbeat

Very fast, very quick, very speedy. Fast like the heart beat of a fat man in an all you can eat buffet. A Cody usually uses this word. Especially when he is exhausted or having a stroke.

If y’all don’t shut up, I’ll have you discord muted in a harborbeat.

by TormentedMarsupial June 4, 2020

Harbor Freight

The best of the worst. Tool and widget retailer in the U.S. who sells heap, sketchy, one-time-use tools made only of the finest Chinesium. These products typically are all labled "Known to the state of Cancer to cause california". Other names for this retailer include "Harmful Fright Fools" and "The Usual Scumbags". Don't forget to engage your Safety Squints when using the brittle, shrapnel-sending devices purchased here.

I don't have enough money to buy a "Fap-On" tool... Guess I will head down to the usual scumbags "Harbor Freight" to purchase some cancer.

by bumblefuckeryinc September 26, 2021

Hariom

Hariom is a very smart and handsome boy. An extremely gorgeous boy who has the sparkliest eyes and the most perfect hair.He'll give you everything if you ask him, he'll do everything to make you feel special if he loves you.he is very intelligent. He is easy to spot in a crowd due to his dashing looks.

He makes you laugh when you cry, he makes you happy when you are mad or sad.Hariom is a kind hearted person.

by Lovely.ly November 30, 2021

harbor patrol

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman who has contracted pubic lice, colloquially known as crabs, whilst also smelling of fish.

“Dude how’d it go with Sarah last night?”
“Aweful, total harbor patrol if you catch my drift.”

by Jrock.the.wise August 31, 2023

Residual hardon

A swollen cock generated by a full day of mild arousal.

John wanted to make his placid cock look big for Sean, so he played with himself for a few hours and generated a residual hardon.

by Team Ferret January 24, 2020