Sean Hannity

An immensely biased "journalist" on Fox News's Hannity and Colmes. He supports and believes anything the RNC tells him too, and can find a way to place the blame of any world problem of the past 500 years on either Bill Clinton, Hilary Clinton, or howard Dean.

synonyms of Sean Hannity: crazy, piece of shit, liar, ann coulter's bitch, republican cheerleader

also goes by lucifer

can be seen given george bush or ann coulter a hand job outside fox news headquarters in new york or in the oval office in D.C.

by Taquan Dean July 15, 2006

Handitard

Someone who is actually NOT handicapped or retarded, but through his deliberate ineptitude and lameness gives off the impression that he is BOTH handicapped AND retarded.

Jack: Dude, I think I'll vote for Hillary Clinton for President.
John: Dude, you're a handitard.

by Azi F April 4, 2007

Hannibal Lickter

A serial ass kisser at work who is incompetent and can only survive be licking the bosses butts.

That dude is cool, but turns into Hannibal Lickter as soon as the Sales Manager enters the room.

by pridestillmatters September 15, 2010

Handislapped

1.A handicapped person.
2.A handicapped parking spot
3. A ticket you get for parking in a handicapped parking spot.

Hey Jed, would you bone that chick even though shes handislapped?

I can't park there because its handislapped.

by Curtiss December 29, 2006

handifaker

A person who uses a handicapped parking sticker illegally so that they may park in the spots closest to the building.

Look at that handifaker. They just put a blue tag in their windshield so that they don't have to walk an extra 50 feet.

by Tabitha Harris January 4, 2008

handicrapper

The handicapped stall in a public restroom.

Oh, girl, my claustrophobia is so bad I have to wait in line for the handicrapper so I won't feel like the stall walls are closing in on me

by Powersiblings January 18, 2011

Artistically Handicapped

To suck at any form of art. That includes drawing, painting, sketching, watercolors, sculpting, building etc.

Mary: What the fuck is that? Is that a picture of two-headed penis with arms sticking out of it?
John: Thats my fucking girlfriend.
Mary: Oh. I'm sorry, you're just artistically handicapped.

by WholeWheatBread January 30, 2009